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𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 1 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

I don't like slutty parties
*When I wasn't invited to them :(
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 2 ธ.ค. @ 4: 45pm 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

If you're homeless, just buy a house
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 1 ธ.ค. @ 4: 15pm 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

If you've read a lot about the evils of alcohol...
it's time to stop reading!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 30 พ.ย. @ 11: 22am 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

Why do women always use their left hand?
Because they have no right!
Kuri 28 พ.ย. @ 10: 28am 
Happy Thanksgiving big dawg!!! You're a great guy I'm thankful for :GhostFlowerHappy:
SmudgyAstroid 28 พ.ย. @ 7: 51am 
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 26 พ.ย. @ 6: 47pm 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

I'm running out of bad advice and I don't know what to do
It's a good thing I have a basement full of heroin
SmudgyAstroid 25 พ.ย. @ 6: 20am 
Lol
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 25 พ.ย. @ 6: 07am 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

you know what you call an African-American woman who's had six abortions?
Crime fighter.
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 23 พ.ย. @ 12: 18pm 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

your brain thinks that squares below are actually diferent color but they`re not
🟥 - 🟦
dont belive me? put your finger up your ass
Kuri 19 พ.ย. @ 11: 46am 
yo matt i hope you're enjoying your week so far and that you're doing well!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 18 พ.ย. @ 9: 47am 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

how did the furries come to be?
I don't know. Ask my friend Dizis, he's a zoophile
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 16 พ.ย. @ 10: 13am 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

If you don't have children, your descendants probably won't have them either
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 14 พ.ย. @ 5: 47pm 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

If you don't have children your descendants probably won't either
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 14 พ.ย. @ 7: 18am 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

The best way to make a man run faster than any transporter is to run in front of him!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 13 พ.ย. @ 1: 34am 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

First I put things off for the weekend, and then fuсk it....
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 12 พ.ย. @ 9: 41am 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

I decided to play a little wargame with my friends
Now I have no friends
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 11 พ.ย. @ 7: 27am 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

don't let others ruin your day!
It's your day
Ruin it yourself!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 10 พ.ย. @ 3: 34am 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

to solve a problem you have to create it!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 10 พ.ย. @ 3: 34am 
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

to solve a problem you have to create it!
SmudgyAstroid 7 พ.ย. @ 1: 35pm 
you did thank you
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 7 พ.ย. @ 11: 44am 
Well I hope I cheered you up a little with my comments
SmudgyAstroid 7 พ.ย. @ 9: 58am 
I am not black nor am i bald lol
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 7 พ.ย. @ 9: 25am 
and I know you are black
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 7 พ.ย. @ 7: 18am 
I know you are bald
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 4 พ.ย. @ 1: 39pm 
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SmudgyAstroid 31 ต.ค. @ 12: 49pm 
Thanks Vel Have a good Halloween you're self
Kuri 31 ต.ค. @ 11: 30am 
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⠀⠀⠈⠿⠿⠋⠙⢿⣿⡿⠁⠀BOO! Happy Halloween dude! :GhostFlowerHappy:
SmudgyAstroid 30 ต.ค. @ 12: 35pm 
bro got 50 years with 3 days to live crazy
SmudgyAstroid 30 ต.ค. @ 12: 34pm 
damn
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 30 ต.ค. @ 9: 02am 
The doctor said I only had three days to live, so I killed him and the judge gave me 50 more years
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 30 ต.ค. @ 6: 25am 
You don't have to believe in yourself. Believe in me. Believe in my belief in you!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 29 ต.ค. @ 10: 01am 
The pawn thinks: Yanukovych will come and restore order
The king thinks: Yanukovych GET OUT!!!
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 29 ต.ค. @ 1: 50am 
Joe mama
MrGejito 29 ต.ค. @ 1: 45am 
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SmudgyAstroid 28 ต.ค. @ 8: 05pm 
Hi Joe
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 28 ต.ค. @ 4: 57pm 
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this is Joe, say hi to Joe
SmudgyAstroid 28 ต.ค. @ 2: 52pm 
Hello Korsted:health:
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 28 ต.ค. @ 12: 28pm 
Hey, turn the camera to the lower right upper left corner of the room, I can't see you, by the way, hi :)
76561199014929102 27 ต.ค. @ 7: 52am 
+rep nice profile😉
SmudgyAstroid 23 ต.ค. @ 12: 53pm 
Happy Halloween
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 23 ต.ค. @ 5: 21am 
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GLUTGIRL66 15 ต.ค. @ 11: 13am 
Dude I love that video, I was just thinking about it last night
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 15 ต.ค. @ 11: 13am 
hey! Don't forget this month because this is spooky month!
https://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3349339562&fileuploadsuccess=1
SmudgyAstroid 15 ต.ค. @ 4: 40am 
the bev of sorts yes
GLUTGIRL66 14 ต.ค. @ 10: 00pm 
Beverage of sorts?
SmudgyAstroid 14 ต.ค. @ 10: 03am 
Thank you my friend have a good week yourself
𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 14 ต.ค. @ 9: 27am 
have a nice week mate, here take this cup of coffe ☕:HentaiGirlBetty_athlete: