Faust: Who are you then?
Mephistopheles: I am part of that power which eternally wills evil and eternally works good.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

You....gave me blue balls....... You tease!

I'll crack your mind and beat your problems to death!

Natural selection leaves the survivors stronger and better! Humans have escaped this winnowing for far too long!

We shall meet again before the conclusion of this drama. Then you will learn of the history... I will write for this world.

Mortals are so weak... you are nothing to me.

"That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever."

"I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip." -American Psycho

I pledge my allegiance to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told
Lord Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn upon the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
-Voltair- When you're evil