+rep insane player.

just needs to work on his communication, teamplay, pistols, positioning, rifles, coordination, AWP, utility, clutching, confidence, aiming, economy management, movement and entries.

[Intro music plays as the camera pans over a scenic landscape]

MrBeast: "Hey, guys! Today we're doing something crazy... and I'm not just talking about the stunt you'll be
performing at the end of this video."

[Cut to a shot of a person holding a fentanyl patch]

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Fentanyl, the magic substance that will take your adventures to a whole new level!"

[Cut to a montage of people doing stunts and having fun while taking fentanyl]

MrBeast: "But wait, there's more! We're giving away $1 million dollars worth of free fentanyl to our viewers.
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please delete you are ruining my reputation

Im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck the fish

AITA for brutally murdering my wife and my kids?
So here we were just watching a family movie called "Ice Age" with my kids and wife and all of a sudden that cringe ass ice age baby shows up and as I'm cringing and watching in disgust I see my family talking about how adorable that little piece of sh!t is. So like any other normal human would do, I bought a mask of that cringe ass baby, put it on, and went home. As soon as I opened the door I throw laughing gas in there and grab the first child and rip him limb from limb as my wife and other kid are laughing it off. After I rip each one of them limb from limb, I cut there heads off. I had to show them what that baby was capable of doing. I think now there opinions of the baby changed after that little incident. So Reddit, AITA?

So, I casually walked to the store. A store is a place you buy stuff. Walking in, I saw a girl and a boy walking with each other. A boy and a girl is a form of a human. So, I went to buy some bread. Bread is a type of food. After doing that, I went to buy a PS4. A PS4 is an easily hackable device. Once I bought it, I bought a game. A game is something that makes you retarded but entertains you. I drove home. A home is somewhere you live. I went on my computer and went to play ROBLOX. ROBLOX is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game where 7 year olds get their first erections. I died in a game. Dying is a thing when life terminates. I grabbed my computer and slammed it in to a wall. A wall is something Trump thinks is a solution.