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Jon 9 Oct @ 10:55pm 
+rep insane player.

just needs to work on his communication, teamplay, pistols, positioning, rifles, coordination, AWP, utility, clutching, confidence, aiming, economy management, movement and entries.
Jon 18 Aug @ 5:40am 
[Intro music plays as the camera pans over a scenic landscape]

MrBeast: "Hey, guys! Today we're doing something crazy... and I'm not just talking about the stunt you'll be
performing at the end of this video."

[Cut to a shot of a person holding a fentanyl patch]

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Fentanyl, the magic substance that will take your adventures to a whole new level!"

[Cut to a montage of people doing stunts and having fun while taking fentanyl]

MrBeast: "But wait, there's more! We're giving away $1 million dollars worth of free fentanyl to our viewers.
That's right, folks - you can get your hands on some top-quality, highly addictive opioid for absolutely nothing!"
sickynick 6 Oct, 2022 @ 6:41am 
please delete you are ruining my reputation
Jon 6 Apr, 2021 @ 1:42am 
Im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck the fish
Jon 27 Feb, 2020 @ 11:29am 
AITA for brutally murdering my wife and my kids?
So here we were just watching a family movie called "Ice Age" with my kids and wife and all of a sudden that cringe ass ice age baby shows up and as I'm cringing and watching in disgust I see my family talking about how adorable that little piece of sh!t is. So like any other normal human would do, I bought a mask of that cringe ass baby, put it on, and went home. As soon as I opened the door I throw laughing gas in there and grab the first child and rip him limb from limb as my wife and other kid are laughing it off. After I rip each one of them limb from limb, I cut there heads off. I had to show them what that baby was capable of doing. I think now there opinions of the baby changed after that little incident. So Reddit, AITA?
Jon 27 Feb, 2020 @ 6:31am 
So, I casually walked to the store. A store is a place you buy stuff. Walking in, I saw a girl and a boy walking with each other. A boy and a girl is a form of a human. So, I went to buy some bread. Bread is a type of food. After doing that, I went to buy a PS4. A PS4 is an easily hackable device. Once I bought it, I bought a game. A game is something that makes you retarded but entertains you. I drove home. A home is somewhere you live. I went on my computer and went to play ROBLOX. ROBLOX is a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game where 7 year olds get their first erections. I died in a game. Dying is a thing when life terminates. I grabbed my computer and slammed it in to a wall. A wall is something Trump thinks is a solution.
Jon 23 Feb, 2020 @ 7:34pm 
ello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.
Jon 23 Feb, 2020 @ 7:32pm 
I went to Taco Bell and tried to spend a $2 bill, and the cashier had no idea what it was and called the cops.
Jon 23 Feb, 2020 @ 7:26pm 
Like I said...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah.
Jon 23 Feb, 2020 @ 7:22pm 
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not.

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life…

He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did.

Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
cody 28 Sep, 2018 @ 10:13pm 
whos this kid
Nojja 9 Oct, 2017 @ 12:41pm 
Hey, I deactivated my phone when I moved overseas. Moving into my new apartment in a couple of weeks. Should be on Steam from now on :)
Jon 1 Oct, 2017 @ 8:10am 
idk what to put so heres a waffle recipe:

Ingredients:

2 eggs
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 3/4 cups milk
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 tablespoon white sugar
4 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

Steps:

1.) Preheat waffle iron. Beat eggs in large bowl with hand beater until fluffy. Beat in flour, milk, vegetable oil, sugar, baking powder, salt and vanilla, just until smooth.

2.) Spray preheated waffle iron with non-stick cooking spray. Pour mix onto hot waffle iron. Cook until golden brown. Serve hot.
clairvoyance 30 May, 2017 @ 2:09pm 
curved ♥♥♥♥♥♥
The Punisher 19 Aug, 2016 @ 3:57pm 
+rep:happyrandy:
Uncle Geoffrey 15 May, 2016 @ 8:34pm 
+ rep
bdot 15 Jan, 2016 @ 3:44pm 
what the ♥♥♥♥...
armagedoN 6 Jan, 2016 @ 6:07pm 
+repp nice guy :happypolice:
KutsuMuaRehtoriks 25 Dec, 2015 @ 12:32am 
+rep fast trader
芳村エト 17 Dec, 2015 @ 1:07pm 
:8bitheart::balloonicorn:+rep kind anf fair trader:8bitheart::balloonicorn:
chris 12 Oct, 2015 @ 7:19pm 
+rep reasonable and friendly
HeHunter 10 Oct, 2015 @ 5:25pm 
+rep Nice and friendly trader
Minh 8 Oct, 2015 @ 8:09pm 
+rep this guy is AWESOME and straight to the point. LET's GET IT!!!!
✪ steen 7 Oct, 2015 @ 2:24pm 
+rep fair and sweet
[Keta] Kenz0r 4 Oct, 2015 @ 9:44pm 
+rep friendly trader :golden:
KidKider 21 Jun, 2015 @ 11:08am 
+rep
Jon 13 Jun, 2015 @ 7:54am 
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zandr 9 Jun, 2015 @ 9:18pm 
+rep cooperative trader
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FreaK 9 May, 2015 @ 1:45pm 
+rep fast and fast trader
IMTH0MAS 30 Apr, 2015 @ 4:46pm 
+rep!
plr 1 Feb, 2015 @ 5:36pm 
+rep
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you have been hit by

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Effecter 1 Jan, 2015 @ 12:55am 
+rep
HellSpawn 8 Nov, 2014 @ 9:43am 
+Rep
bella ciao 8 Nov, 2014 @ 8:49am 
+Rep
DemonDots 7 Nov, 2014 @ 4:14pm 
+rep good trader
square spooner fisher pusher 14 Oct, 2014 @ 6:14pm 
+rep
Omar@9 17 Mar, 2014 @ 8:26am 
Pretty beast if I say so myself :)
[IM BACK!]n.o.o.b. 21 Jan, 2014 @ 6:43pm 
TBNRfags
Jon 29 Jul, 2013 @ 2:01pm 
y u gay