บทวิจารณ์ล่าสุดโดย Alexis Wasilla

You're a blue furry guy who beats the ♥♥♥♥ out of monsters with a talking sword and a flying bat/cat thing that helps you beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of more monsters with magics.
WHAT ELSE COULD YOU NEED A VIDEO GAME?

I can't play this cause my computer is a commadore 64.
But at least I heard that this game is good and it looks good.

It's not Global Effensive
ten unvigintiquadringentillion/10

This game can be summed up with this line
"That's how I lost my medical license"

You'll be hearing this in your nightmares
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HλLF-LIFE 2: EPISODE ONE
The direct continuation of Half-Life 2 does exactly what it needed to be, a natural "next to" what HL2 would be. A much smaller experience when compared to HL2 and that hindsight that Episodes 1 and 2 honestly could've been one whole game but beyond the story relations, Episode one finds a way to expand it's actual gameplay with it very well. From honing your reliance on the gravity gun, combat in the darkness, and so on.
HL ep1 is the most direclty "more half-life 2" when compared to 2 which pushes itself out way more but is only as integral when you've played through episode 1.

They finally proven that Valve CANNOT count to 3 bruuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

HAHAHAHAHA I OWNED THE GAME BEFORE Y'ALL COULDN'T YOU GET TO HAVE 6 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAMES IN ONE WHILE I CAN PLAY THIS IN GZDOOM AAAHAHAHAAA SUCKERSS!!!!!!!!!!





/hj

You jump and other ♥♥♥♥
duononagintillion/10

Brrruhhhh I spent 1 nickel on some gamesss 200 trillion yaers ago and now I got them all...
also put (+r_rhirenderfamily "d3d11") into your startup so you don't have to deal with the weird input lag on your mouse