Recent reviews by MortimerNova

it was quick, it was questy, it's got replayablity, it was worth the money plus got to hang with sylph on twitch while grinding it out

told to not pee. peed anyway. no one controls my bladder.

i don't know which fast and furious movie this is but it's a lot slower than the other movies and doesn't even have paul walker

so take every metroidvania. now take the best parts of all of them. now kick up the difficulty and make it a rogue-like. you've just made a perfect game.

it's a lot of fun but very grindy. sometimes that constant xp grind works for games like ziggurat. this is doesn't. too little reward for so much replay.

the difficulty of this game is unbelievable. i love it. to those unsure because of specs, i'm running on a i7-8700 with 48gb ram and a 2070 without any issue. very smooth even with obs running.

this is absolutely fantastic. steel rising & bloodborne comparisons are spot on and the difficulty is perfect. hard to think anything could be better than baldurs gate 3 this year but here we are.

i got a perfect rating from a food reviewer on a meal cooked in remnants of explosives, broken ceramics and the wrong spices. how you ask? what is my secret ingredient? love <3

cynthia has weird cleavage. im ok with it.

booooooo...bies.

better than only up because chicken and armor and FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!

NOTE: there is no nudity