lol very late on that mark ben, luckily its just rust

1663 day(s) late

huh...vac banned~

My apologies to my subscribers, but you probably should know I'm a big gasbag! It's part of me, of course!

I was in the shower, just finished with showering actually, and I felt a lot of gas building up. Perhaps the warm shower must have expanded the gas inside me or some sort, and then I let out a MASSIVE fart. It was like...16 seconds long! It sounded really wet as my butt was soaking wet from the water. It stunk SO badly, it was difficult to see but the shower was hot and steamy and it amplified the smell even more. Stunk like a hundred rotten eggs in one place. Phew, that was one killer fart!

As for why I was recording while taking a shower, well I felt the gas building up in me and took the opportunity thinking maybe it would be a massive fart. It was a massive fart, and I'm glad I took that chance!

The Hippopotamus is a giant in the animal kingdom and hold the dubious title of world's most prolific farter! If farting was a animal olympic event the hippo would surely hold the gold medal.