"- Started the game
- See monke with armour looking at the horizon
- Monke jumps
- Rides a freaking cloud just like Goku
- Stops in front of an army
- Me afraid, monke not afraid
- God gay dude says monke is an idiot
- Monke laughs
- Monke starts to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of the gay god
- Gay god flees from the fight
- Monke mountain getting destroyed
- Me sad, monke angry
- We bring them to the forest
- We now bird, bird flies
- Gay god now bird too
- Something happens and monke loses his power of bird
- Oh no
- Monke defeated
- Many years later, we gather with other apes and listen to the history of master monke
- We learn that the true monke is the friends we make along the way
- I drop the controller

Absolute Cinema"