(Important context: I currently hold the world record score at this game, and have had it since 2021)

I received this game as a joke from a friend, and I gotta say, this has to be one of the worst games of all time.

Don't get me wrong, I had a lot of fun with this game because of its immense ironic value, but my god, who thought this heap of garbage was a good idea? The music is mediocre, the graphics look like generic clipart, they used the worst fonts imaginable, the controls are like trying to pick your nose with a boxing glove. There's rooms decorated with satanic torture gear or bdsm tools, and there's even a sprite of a TV playing pixelated porn. I can't help but wonder how this ended up being sold as an actual product.

The silver lining is you can let this game run 24/7 on your profile to troll your friends. That alone is worth the two dollars you pay for this game.

(Important context: I currently hold the world record score at this game, and have had it since 2021) I received this game as a joke from a friend, and I gotta say, this has to be one of the worst games of all time. Don't get me wrong, I had a lot of fun with this game because of its immense ironic value, but my god, who thought this heap of garbage was a good idea? The music is mediocre, the graphics look like generic clipart, they used the worst fonts imaginable, the controls are like trying to pick your nose with a boxing glove. There's rooms decorated with satanic torture gear or bdsm tools, and there's even a sprite of a TV playing pixelated porn. I can't help but wonder how this ended up being sold as an actual product. The silver lining is you can let this game run 24/7 on your profile to troll your friends. That alone is worth the two dollars you pay for this game.