Recent reviews by abagofsunchops

its like if they made a good game not good but its still good

street fighter 6 story

ryu: learning how to use whatsapp and send emojis
ken: beating the osama bin laden allegations

if those aliens showed up id probably beat their ass indiscriminately with a crowbar too

The Fact Remains That Youre A Guy Who Plays GTA Online And Im A Guy Who Plays A Mod For A 2010 Game Slightly More Prestigious Than GTA Online

virgin scientist : umm youre gonna wanna see this
Cool guy Gordon Freeman (literary parallel to jesus and abe lincoln): *looks at screen*
scientist: there are over riding the mainframe
free man: uh in english four eyes
sceinec: they ♥♥♥♥♥♥ our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!
freeman: now youre speaking my language.. *♥♥♥♥♥ gun*

liberal ass woke docoter said i have TBI and need register to burn pit registry

This onje time at war (im a marine) i was on guard and then a evil vampire swooped down and killt my platoon so in vengence and it was a ffull moon i turned into a werewolf and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ her really hard and killed her and saved the day

im a marine and got caught playing this game my commander called me a vamphobic slur and i hissed at him and showed my fangs

based chad red pilled high iq deranged schizo kanye-esque high t kino true prussian germanic heritage orwelian wuhan bat soup kitchen consumer joe rogan experience reminds of the sopranos but tony refuses to goto therapy heavy metal kind of game

the game is a cia deep state psyop cant comment any further had to sign a 25 year non disclosure agreement