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the Memetic VN of Memes 2: Electric Memealoo

Stranded Deep, also known as "Depression 3000", well... 'nuff said :^)

thank you R* for keeping this great vanilla game alive by completely f***ing up the remaster haha

NNNNOOOO!!! NUMBERS CAN'T KEEP GOING UP!!!
haha the numbers go brrrrr!

You play as a Discount ＳＥＩＢＡＡ－ＲＩＲＩＩ, kill some crystal-infused skellies while beating a diverse variety of puzzles over some 6 (six) levels over the Infinite Tower Of Pissed-Off Dudes while smashing statues of Kenny McCormick along the way, gathering crystals from the said skellies and statues to unravel the mysteries of this Infinite Tower Of Pissed-Off Dudes with six levels.
Wait hol'up, did I say six levels? Must be some other, non-infinite tower. Oh yeah, right – it's the sky tower of crystals. Go figure.
Decent voice acting for an animesque game, I must say. None of the cringy "I am trying to pretend to be a nip, yet have no idea how to pronounce nihonese" bee-ess.
Oh for this level of graphics, considering my strong hardware, the performance is complete and utter garbage.
And the game can't into hiding the mouse cursor when it should, resulting in a mouse pointer stuck at the center of the screen. Yeet. *Dab*.
Verdict 11/10 – would get distracted by a stucc mouse pointer again.

This is an absolutely amazing game, a must-play.
"do you have a single fact to back that up?"
No, I don't.
"What a shame."

>They removed de_seaside again
game is bad.

Holy F***ing S**t! :V

Long version:

So I played through the game together with a friend; we were both sitting in front of my PC, playing, discussing and laughing our asses off.
We'd play it in "real" time – finishing one in-game day per day, that made it more interesting, as we'd have constant cliffhangers.
We laughed so much it's unreal.
There were so many instances where we'd jokingly "guess" the next line, making it something super lulzy but improbable. And when we'd see that's the line we'd get. MEEMZ!
Overall the story was very, very intriguing and captivating.
But then sh^t hit the fan. This is THE most disturbing thing I have ever read or seen. And I've seen some serious sh*t through the years.

This game is worth every penny and then some. Money well spent.

The story is just damn brilliant and priceless, yo!

P.S. Poor Sally Pally...

One of the main reasons why I managed to not regret falling for the shillvide 3D vision (i.e. that proprietary stereoscopic 3D system) all those years ago. Absolutely MAGNIFICENT when played in 3D.
Also, This is the best game in the Assassin's Creed series, hands down.

Yo momma is so poor, she can't afford this game! B)