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Which splits the chips,
This isn's news, of course,
But still of interest.
The example of Doritos and Pringles exposes
The true course
Of Chipsmany split - listen up! -
As a class question.
Because Doritos is
A monopolist,
And Pringles
Is a Proletarian.
That's the class antagonism
Which everyone understands.
Mr. Doritos, the industry boss,
In the club of the richest masters,
Owns factories and mines which
Feed many thousand chips.
As one of uncounted thousand chipsmen
Pringles stands day after day
In Pringle's factory to work,
Its hourly wage: five chipscoins.