Recent reviews by Alabama Hogsucker

free game with no micro-transactions. great gameplay with a boneheaded story. servers are sparse but there are diehard fans still playing today. it's a perfectly fine game.

got this game on launchday nearly 13 years ago. I enjoyed it then, and I enjoy it now.

Sucked when it came out, still sucks today. Not even multiplayer is worth the $9.99 price-tag. Do yourself a favor and buy all the others except this one.

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♥♥♥♥ king harlaus. crusty prick.

wowee it's like one of those lewdy Newgrounds flash games.

the reason why you wasted your money here was to see the b00bies. go to Newgrounds. trust me, you're more likely to find them there. and on top of that, the website is free.


no seriously i can send you links, just dont waste your money on this piece of ♥♥♥♥.

i must've hit spacebar at least 300+ times to get to the "porn", and even that wasnt worth the carpal tunnel.

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate those caves.

never thought i'd ever have to say this, but i hate lizard statues.

I threw a mentally handicapped man in a wheelchair at a police officer.

11/10

I didn't chose the Bad Rats' life, the Bad Rats' life chose me.

#ratzlyf