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I'm 6'8 240 lbs 18 inch fat pecker and the head chef at wendys
MonoSodium: memes ruined my life
David Hairy Poop ♥♥♥♥ is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd and deserves Tom R. Toe meat

PLEASE BAN JOHOBO: and we hate popo
PLEASE BAN JOHOBO: wanna kill us dead in the steet fo sho
boxhit: for real gangsta, rep the 305 jayden smith life

not all americans are from texas
This video transformed my mind



busdriver: i always thought you were asian because of your amazing jump skills as soldier


hey check this out!!!!!!! hey check this out!!!!!!!
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I STARTED THE GIFTED/UNCRAFTABLE COUPE THING

Hi Newtie Boy, great video, and very thought provoking! Indeed, what is this crazy device that is completely changing the world! My goodness, your face is really white dude, but anyway, sorry, just kidding about that one, youre really quite handsome, I love the way the sun reflect off your white skin and catches a glint in my eyes. To the point, I think its probably should be called a handheld-technological-interconnected-super-gadget-for-connecting-people-siri-where-is-Mcdonalds. Anyway, thank you so much Newtie baby, you're looking fit as hell, and I honestly wouldn't mind taking a bite out of that. Yours faithfully, Bill Cosby

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votey mcvoteface: i think this is good for america
votey mcvoteface: first we put a black man in office
votey mcvoteface: now we put a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
votey mcvoteface: its very progressive
vote jeb, i beg you: rewjlrwer.ejewrehrdlfdsf

MonaSoda: how dare you pair harambe with that wench
AmySchumerXLeslieJones: that is ILLEAGLE

✯✪HUMMUS WARRIOR✪✯™: your names
✯✪HUMMUS WARRIOR✪✯™: Lmfao
Harambe the nazi sympathizer: thanks

Romanicus: hmm yeah the manifestation of delmons
Romanicus: lets send 9 dudes and a robo nerd
Romanicus: thats like going to africa with a margarita as a weapon

hungwalrus: LOL
hungwalrus: your name is gold
Bernie Chapo: thanks my dude

MonoSodium: HOLY CRAP
MonoSodium: HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH YOUR NAMES
The FineJews trademarked 9/11: what

sventle: wtf is your stupid name anyway
sventle: peanut butter and jelly and milk for a playstation vita????

cookie clicker: armpits
Mono Sapiens: did you know all illuminati have armpits
cookie clicker: jesus christ are you boxhit

What's a Goon to a Goblin: http://yasp.co/players/39750775/wordcloud
What's a Goon to a Goblin: love it
What's a Goon to a Goblin: muted is smaller than expected

Beans and Lean: dont forget the green
Сейнфельд ))))): do u want to go offline again like yesterday

Trader: i lost the entire chat of our pizza ordeal
Trader: i was gonna save that
Trader: ok
boxhit: just remember the pizza

︻╦╤─ BANG BANG ─╤╦︻: young thug ♥♥♥♥ no bae :^(
Young Thug bae no ♥♥♥♥: young thug is not ♥♥♥♥ ok
Young Thug bae no ♥♥♥♥: he's gettin married
Young Thug bae no ♥♥♥♥: next year
︻╦╤─ BANG BANG ─╤╦︻: ♥♥♥♥
Young Thug bae no ♥♥♥♥: fml
Young Thug bae no ♥♥♥♥: he is NOT ♥♥♥♥
︻╦╤─ BANG BANG ─╤╦︻: maybe

Romanicus: hey uh
Romanicus: someone called me useless in a dota game
Romanicus: and it caused me to have a ptsd flashback
Romanicus: to all those times you called me useless
Romanicus: so yeah now the internet polis are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Toxic: I should call you MRS CARMICHAEL because you're SUCH A ♥♥♥♥♥.
MR•CAR/\\ICHAEL: :'(

PriceÔ: lets trade
Trader #NOSHRIMP: no
PriceÔ: why
PriceÔ: u name Trader

Trader: y
Nova: e
Trader: l
Nova: l
Trader: o
Nova: w
Trader: s
Nova: t
Trader: NO
Trader: YELLOW SUBMARINE ALL THE WAYU
Nova: crap
Nova: SORRY

Seriusly Man: dude?
Trader: can i help you
Seriusly Man: ?
Trader: You added me
Trader: What do yo want
Seriusly Man: you r name is trader
Seriusly Man: csgo items
Seriusly Man: .
Trader: no
Trader: No
Trader: NO
Seriusly Man: okey
Trader: NO0OOOOOOOOOO
Seriusly Man: pls relax dude

Pseudo-Russian Fire Wizard: can you pass a message on to tag?
Toxic: Sure.
Pseudo-Russian Fire Wizard: im
Pseudo-Russian Fire Wizard: sorry that you cant get the *censored*
Pseudo-Russian Fire Wizard: you winey ♥♥♥♥♥
Pseudo-Russian Fire Wizard: alright thats about it
Pseudo-Russian Fire Wizard: thanks!

kala anjy pares: i need this terrorblade set now
kala anjy pares: the arcana
boxhit: really its not very popular you probably the only one who wants it

boxhit: i got in touch with the arcana maker and hes very excited to meet you his only fan
boxhit: says hell give it to you for free but promise not to delete it which is what everyone else is doing

boxhit: i think i know what youre trying to say and no

Phillip Banks: you can submit it
Phillip Banks: just be like
Phillip Banks: Hey fellas! My friend drew this super nice picture!
peter margarita: "pls upvote, my brother mutant drew dis 4 u!! xD:"


› Doctor: you can buy 1
› Doctor: for 6 ref
› Doctor: or9
böxhit: all i have is 10 refined
› Doctor: uhhmm
› Doctor: deal add me.
böxhit: i search your name and there are too many doctors
› Doctor: try searching on gtm.you1.cn
böxhit: whats your login i can add you that way
böxhit: AND CUT
› Doctor: lol
böxhit: this is how people get hacked


› 3-Day-Respawn: in your description of your profile
› 3-Day-Respawn: the guy says "AND CUT:
› 3-Day-Respawn: what did he mean?
› Doctor: Obviously you're not a golfer

McMuffin: r u buying original and selling chops?
Better Call Saul: Did you even read my description.
McMuffin: it said u were buying originals with levels less than 100

SirScyther: Hes lying you know. Who would donate to this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ server?

Trader: we have to
Trader: create some sort of game
Trader: what kind of game
Trader: uh
Trader: checkers
Trader: heads up seven up
Phillip_Banks: cheggers
Trader: choking game
Phillip_Banks: murder game
Trader: homicide game
Phillip_Banks: !! BONUS ROUND !!
Phillip_Banks: bury the bodies!!

Trader: I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET GOOD DEALS
Trader: That's why I never trade
boxhit: random server
boxhit: find noob with a few tickets
boxhit: say "hey what calsses you liiek"
boxhit: show some weaps and say "ohhh do you have buds or mann up ticket?"
boxhit: they say "here take it all and my anal cherry"
boxhit: and you say hmm not sure
boxhit: they they add their dads any cherry
boxhit: then you say hmmmmm
boxhit: they add coal and steam games and portal 1
boxhit: then you say, SURE I GUESS
boxhit: then you get mann up ticket for brass beast
Trader: LOL
Trader: Good story 9/10
Trader: brassbeast
boxhit: always have like 5 in stock
boxhit: its the most powerful weapon in the game

General Duck: hi who r u?
Trader: Can I ask what you said to starkiller to make him think you are a scammer?
General Duck: who is starkiller?/
Trader: Okay I can tell this isn't going to be an intelligent conversation
General Duck: WHO IS THAT??
Trader: Weren't you just in a tf2 server then you were banned?
General Duck: ya Why??
General Duck: WHY WAS I BANNED?
Trader: sigh
Trader: SIGH
Trader: How old are yo
General Duck: DUDE NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX


John Ryder: hi sir!
Trader: hi
John Ryder: do u trade games as well ?
John Ryder: I mean like buying one for me and we'Ll trade it
Trader: Can I help you...?
John Ryder: u r a trader
John Ryder: a steam trader
John Ryder: arent u ?
John Ryder is now Offline.

RabbiSam : you do not TALK to tarder like that he is a god

boxhit: i got it from this site
boxhit: http://www.miniinthebox.com/mice-keyboards_c3043
Tinkarit: i never surfed the internet since
boxhit: this mouse back button goes back twice
boxhit: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chinese ♥♥♥♥
Tinkarit: this website
boxhit: i need to remap the buttons
Tinkarit: is everything tiny
boxhit: everything IS AN ABOMINATION
Tinkarit: to the point of where you have a 2cm keyboard attached to a 3cm mouse
Tinkarit: literally press all buttons when trying to grip mouse
boxhit: zoolander peripherals

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Toxic 22 Jan @ 7:00pm 
Who's that ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
Naloxone 22 Jan @ 8:18am 
He's mad about Tekken, isn't he?
samgyup 22 Jan @ 3:43am 
why are u ass, honestly asking
Toxic 9 Jan @ 4:25pm 
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny.
Toxic 9 Jan @ 4:25pm 
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can beoo connected8pypp9 to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke.
Toxic 9 Jan @ 4:24pm 
In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.