Teh best mod evar: Project Reality [www.realitymod.com]

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Dank quotes:

"Wait... did a bot just talk?" - random noob, on seeing my name in Mumble

"But, I’m also not a heartless piece of pure masculinity who has no time for girls" - reconmonkey

"I'm Ethan Bradberry" - reconmonkey's dad

"is that hemingway?" - Arkham's Silence, in reference to a picture of Einstein

"I'm literally blind firing into the smoke and I think I'm hitting people, I don't f***ing care" - Bluedrake42, seconds after almost TKing me with a random 7.62

"Didnt you know that recoil depends on scope? Thats why NATO armies go with smaller 556 rifles as all their scopes magnify the recoil as well. It is simple physics" - Mats

"Crossfit is ideal for building cardiovascular endurance... or as I like to call it, the ability to lose gains" - Dom

"And basically it goes to, you know, recoil is the idea that the more you shoot a gun, the faster the bullets come out the barrel, and the barrel heats up and expands, and that's what recoil is" - IGN

"If you get shot at, just hide behind a tree and pretend it's a giraffe. Because how many times have you been shot at in a zoo?" - piratepengu

"If you fly below sea level, the enemy can't see you" - WT player

"Aleppo is Harambe's ancestral home" reconmonkey's dad

"I think someone burned Zwilling with a cigarette, and he liked it. That's the kind of person he is, that's why he plays War Thunder" - FFG

"To be honest, I have no idea what or who CAS is" - owner of [F|H]'s PR server

"1.3 - The update where everyone only plays Kashan, Khami, and Saaremaa.
1.4 - The update where every server is 24/7 falklands for the first couple of days of the release then repeat step 1.3.
1.5 - Zwilling and Mats start up a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ channel and PR gambling site to keep realitymod afloat." - Jello

"this Pe-8 is a mad c**t" - WT player, seeing me dogfighting

"I'm pretty sure Thomas Jefferson's favorite song would be The Next Episode" - iamdankness

"Only Hillary can lose a rigged election" - Dooby

"I just found out about the most racist thing Donald Trump's ever done. He threw a black family out of the White House" - xtreme

"You should know PR motto by now: 'it can always be more s**t'" - Mats

"No, I don't. It's like someone who's 5 years old writing a guide on how to be a doctor after putting plaster on himself" - FFG

"The more money I get, the better rope I can buy to hang myself" - FFG

"IT'S JUST GOTTA BE FULL ON GAY" *smacks fist into palm* "IT NEEDS TO BE GAY AS POSSIBLE" - former literature teacher

"F**k is the most useful word in the English language" - my boss

"Are you going to make coffee this morning?" - FFG
"Kill yourself" - FFG's mom

"who dont like canadian bacon ha right vegis people" - shifty

"Why is it a dank tank?" - Mickey
"Cause I'm in it" - iamdankness

"They say you are what you eat but I don't remember eating a school shooter" - Mickey

"Oh it's Zwilling, I thought it was a black man" - iamdankness

"tell me more, i see humanity as packs of bags of meat" -rpoxo

"omfg that zwilling one is so dumb its mind-boggling. of course because most of them dont give a f**k about the forums. most people dont even realize there was a patch with huge changes. because they are random milsim trash players. seriously i would f**king slap zwilling in his face if i would meet him. this level of stupidity should be punishable by force" - gwaihir

"When your fidget spinner stops working so you gotta start spinning the revolver instead" - xtreme

"Whereas the USMC is basically the US Army's special forces" - WhiteMagicalHat

"Wait, there's an actual Delta Force? I just thought that was Call of Duty bulls**t." - WhiteMagicalHat

"That's about as smart as a football bat" - drill sergeant, on seeing a private try to put on a gas mask over his eye protection