OK. So this is a football simulation and I went and played a few other football sims (Pele, Super Kick Off, ISS Deluxe and the like) and they seem to have a few different rules. Thing is, they weren't as fun as behold the Kickmen... well ISS Deluxe almost was but that's partially because you can turn the umpire into a dog. Anyway, I've come to the conclusion that all the other games weren't simulating football correctly because there's no way the sport could be that boring. Behold the Kickmen depicts football as being fun, kicking, running, more kicking and all that... so This must be the best football game by default.

You can't turn the umpire into a dog though which is a little disappointing. He does give you a kiss for doing a goal though and the dog in ISS Deluxe did nothing of a sort.

OK. So this is a football simulation and I went and played a few other football sims (Pele, Super Kick Off, ISS Deluxe and the like) and they seem to have a few different rules. Thing is, they weren't as fun as behold the Kickmen... well ISS Deluxe almost was but that's partially because you can turn the umpire into a dog. Anyway, I've come to the conclusion that all the other games weren't simulating football correctly because there's no way the sport could be that boring. Behold the Kickmen depicts football as being fun, kicking, running, more kicking and all that... so This must be the best football game by default. You can't turn the umpire into a dog though which is a little disappointing. He does give you a kiss for doing a goal though and the dog in ISS Deluxe did nothing of a sort.