Recent reviews by LesbIANeckbeard

A psychological horror game that explores the realities of addiction, 10/10

Growing up is learning that you love PC Building Simulator :')

me before playing: I think I love Silent Hill 2
me 13 hours in: I weeeawwy don't think I wike Siwent Hiww 2

it's ok

The sequel is better in every way and worth the same price, so I'd recommend skipping this unless you really want to play through the storyline, which imho isn't worth it.

For such a lame game, this is super addictive and surprisingly replayable. You have a choice between this and better, similar games, like Mullet Mad Jack. But you play this to truly turn your brain off and let time pass. And why not? It's decent, even at full price. Buy it and don't regret it until your significant other finds it.

pay day 2: the heist \m/

doom will always be halo, but infinite will never be eternal.
batman.

One of my top 3 favorite FromSoft games, fight me.

This story is incredible, and it makes every other aspect of the game so much better. There's so much at stake, so much raw emotion, and such an incredibly dissonant tone that it's hard not to fall in love with this game. There are no throwaway missions or story arcs, and in fact no wasted lines of dialogue. Everything is perfect. Plus, there are 3 different endings, each of which change how some story missions play out, to where each playthrough truly feels like a new playthrough.

The worst part of this game is that it's just a little short, especially for a FromSoft game, but that just makes me want more.

So no one's gonna say the story is a bad rip-off of Control? Just me??

Even if you look past all the obviously borrowed components of the game (the title is even stolen from a 2014 metal band), this is still a decently absorbing survival crafter to play with friends, but there's just not a lot of content and not a lot of replayability. In fact, I suspect the ONLY reason the wipes are 6 weeks long is because the devs recognize just how little content they have.

Sure, there's tons of ways to craft and beat your neighbors, but once you hit max level, the game is essentially over. If you want, you can farm bosses and silos for better mods, but for what? So you can beat your neighbors quicker with no game-changing rewards? So you can run through the same soulless boss fights on Hard/Pro? Couple that with forgettable lore, and you're left with just about nothing to make you want to sink more hours into the game.

I would much rather pay money to play the games that this rips off than keep getting my hopes up for free-to-play clones like this.