Hey hello yes i just saw you ingame playing i thought you where really good at counter strike i was wondering id youd someday like to play minecraft its this really good block game so dont worry if your a girl nothing can show unless you want to show me i mean im down for anything so yeah you can skype my but i forgot my password so ill make a new one just for you xxx i also love roblox its this really good first person shooter its really cool check it out then after maybe you can check me out xxx no ok that was a joke unless you want to lol ok i cant wait to craft with you or lol maybe we can craft a baby lol only if your ready i dont want to rush the crafting proccess if you know what i mean brb my mom is calling me man she is mean sometimes but ill never be mean to you baby oh lol sorry i meant new friend

Trust me

When you fire this game up

Your little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts are gonna start quaking buddy

Your little nuts are gonna be quaking

YEAHYEAH

YOU'LL SHOOT ♥♥♥

WOU'LL SHOOT ♥♥♥

YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT HOT ♥♥♥ E V E R Y W H E R E


and that's a promise

that's a promise, folks

that's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ promise right there

you're gonna shoot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot jizz all over your computer, all over your mechanical keyboard, all over your Razer mouse

I swear to god, you will bust a nut, the first time you play

*CLAP*

That's my running back guarantee, if you don't bust a nut the first time you play, message me

In the song titled "Milkshake" by Kelis, she exclaims how all the boys show up in her yard for milkshakes which claim to be better than mine. Not only is this self entitlement, but she doesn't give any valid reasons as to why her milkshakes are better. According to the lyrics of this boastful chant, she is willing to offer lessons for making such a milkshake but for a price. Could that mean that the ingredients used to make this milkshake cost more than the labelled price and instead of increasing it to maintain profit, she gives lessons on how to make such a milkshake in order to compensate for her lack of total earnings? Is she that desperate to keep ALL the boys in her yard!? A low price in exchange for a higher consumer rate, and yet she claims that her milkshakes are better than mine. What if she were to increase the prices, will all the boys still head to the yard cause the milkshake is THAT good??

I am A Psychic Clairvoyant Medium Teacher. Elvis Presley is one of my Teachers. I called upon Elvis the other night and said "If you want sex come on over" The next thing I knew I was sapped out of my body and rolling off the bed. I floated off the bed and went under it, then I found myself at the side of my bed. I was wearing a zipped up jumpsuit and finding it hard to move or breathe because I was so frustrated. Elvis reached for my zipper. The next thing I knew I was on the Spirit Plane with him and he was going for "The Deed". I was on my all fours. I couldn't help screaming, I was so turned on. I also visualised a man sitting in a car, really enjoying a good meal. The next thing I heard was a groan and I was back in my bed. So Charmaine - "The Good One" to be, finally won The King. Haven't been sexually with somebody for over 20 years, so it's definitely put a smile on my face. He may be courting me each night on the Spiritual Plane in time.

A girl.... 👩AND a gamer? 🎮Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! eyes pop out 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO F-CK ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ inhales from the gas tank ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮

I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.