Barf Ninja
  Lisboa, Portugal
 
 
Emperor of assclaps. (also goes by the moniker of Zalexard)

Wicked cool.
Read or ignore at your own peril
RULES

- Do you have a private profile? Don't add me if I didn't ask you to;
- Random add request? Did I ask you to add me? Nope, sorry, no add for you;
- Ok, I might accept you if write a comment on my comment section saying why I should, how awesome and handsome I am, and what the square root of potato is;
- I like pissing people off as much as the next guy, but save yourself the trouble if that's your aim with me. I'll just end up blocking you.

REGARDING TRADES

No, my TF2 items are not for trade.

Other trades will be made through SteamTrades, check my feedback before proposing anything. I reserve the right to go first most of the time, unless you have a positive difference in feedback compared to me, then I will go first. I also reserve for myself the right to call off the trade if I feel something is off or you decide to change the offer after we agreed on it.
Also, this is my legit/real/true/whatever profile, any others you find are fakes, so be careful with who you trade with and always make sure that it is actually me!

Bottom line: don't waste my time and we'll get along just fine. :squirtyay:

SPECS

:orb: CPU: i5 7600k @ 3.8GHz ~ 4.2GHz 6MB Skt1151
:orb: GPU: MSI Radeon RX 480 Gaming X 8GB
:orb: RAM: Kingston HyperX Fury DDR4 @ 2133MHz 2x8GB
:orb: Motherboard: Asus Prime Z270-K
:orb: Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 612 Ver.2
:orb: PSU: Corsair VS550W 80+
:orb: Case: Cooler Master N400
:orb: SSD/HDD: Kingston HyperX Fury 240GB + WD Caviar Black 1TB 7200RPM 64MB
:orb: Mouse+Keyboard: CM Storm Octane
:orb: Headset: Logitech G430 7.1 Gaming Headset
:orb: Speakers: Altec Lansing VS4621 Octane 7
:orb: Display: LG 23MP68VQ-P IPS 23" FHD 16:9 75Hz OC'd w/ Freesync
Rarest Achievement Showcase
Screenshot Showcase
Giant penis map.
6
Favorite Game
11.2
Hours played
50
Achievements
Review Showcase
69 Hours played
Never knew the life of a gravekeeper could be this exciting.

11/10 would bury again.

12/10 bones deep backstory.
Salien Stats
Level Reached
25
Bosses Fought
37

Experience Earned
46,310,349
Recent Activity
123 hrs on record
last played on 27 Nov
1.7 hrs on record
last played on 28 Aug
0.6 hrs on record
last played on 28 Aug
Varvoza 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:22am 
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Pasuri 7 Jan, 2021 @ 1:49pm 
Blasphemy! I most certainly did no such thing, by the gods, how dare thee accuse me of such a heinous act of tyranny :((((((
KillSwitch [PT] 23 Dec, 2019 @ 7:15pm 
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KillSwitch [PT] 24 Dec, 2018 @ 4:43pm 
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Pasuri 16 Mar, 2018 @ 8:39am 
Delet me Senpai~ >///<
Barf Ninja 4 Mar, 2018 @ 6:30pm 
I'm so edgy I might as well be a blunt blade of blunt fury!