PLEASE, WALK QUIETLY IN THE HALLWAY!
if you cut off someone's back, does
the back now have a front and back?

About:
i have the biggest ego ever
i like manowar
i like plain flavored stuff (like plain tortilla chips or unfrosted corn flakes)
i like burgers
i made map76 in ramp2023 and map33 in ramp2024
i love being a fence sitter
i like eyes a lot
it/its(i am a robot)

quote wall (rip paul):

a wise man once said: "hi, billy mays here"
and he was right, there's gotta be a better way!

you don’t know if your life has any meaning
until you die and see what your score is

if there's a will, there's a smith

there are a lot of people who have lived in the history of people

i know a guy who knows a guy that can help me out.
both of those guys are me.

when you're nearly 20ft tall and have a flaming sword, tactics mean nothing.

if you're gonna get a cat, you
might as well get a gun, too.

30 seconds is longer than you think, ask
anyone who's ever been on fire

imagination is what happens when
annoyance meets drug use

god told me i am allowed to have fun
at least once every year