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Peter: Lois? I can't take out the garbage because they're keeping me late at the office.
Lois: Peter, the caller ID says you're calling from the kitchen. In fact... I can see you.
Peter: Can you see me now?
Lois: No.
Peter: Okay, now I'm at the office.
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Things are more like they used to be than they are now.
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The only problem with seeing too much is that it makes you insane.
-- Phaedrus
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My Bonnie looked into a gas tank,
The height of its contents to see!
She lit a small match to assist her,
Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me.
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To be excellent when engaged in administration is to be like the North
Star. As it remains in its one position, all the other stars surround it.
-- Confucius
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I'm gliding over a NUCLEAR WASTE DUMP near ATLANTA, Georgia!!
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Of course, you UNDERSTAND about the PLAIDS in the SPIN CYCLE --
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