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My friend needed blood so he sucked away 5 litres of mine and we spent 30 minutes trying to wake me up.
10/10

Great sprite pack, however, Paradox could've added generic units for all other factions

biking simulator 2015

انها لعبة جيدة جدا مع الكثير من الجهاد. أي وقت أراد أن يصبح انتحاريا؟ في هذه اللعبة، يمكنك! فمن الصعب جدا، ولكن أيضا الكثير من المرح.

Get into a bank with 3 weapons, bulletproof vest, and bags? No problem!
Wear a mask? OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A MASK KILL HIM!

What to do with the money you've got in the first mission? Buy better drills.
What is wrong about it? You can't do it.

Staying on the roof waiting for a heli-guy to drop you C4s on the roof? Sure, why not.
What happens? Guy drops it 6 floors lower on the ground.

Stealing blood from a hospital known in L4D? Huh. Well, okay.
What happens? Wrong guy.

FACTS:
99.98% of America's residents are policemen
Cloakers play soccer
No drills in America work properly
Same with saws
and everything else

killing ebola victims simulator 2014

like 80% of active "players" are bots, game is borderline becoming unplayable
love seeing my childhood dying 🔥🔥🔥

You've just joined in the ranks of the elite.
The ranks of the El- What? Hey, look at me!
Brave and tough!
We're special forces and we want you on our team.
Special forces? Me?
Here's your weapon.
And your stuff!
You'll fight battles, and be all you can be!
A cog in the machine!
Is it brutal?
As can be!
You'll end up with acute PTSD!
Prepare to get immersed!
And do just what we say!
And if you do it right, you will forget this is a game!
Now, shoulders down and chin up high!
And you can't jump, so try to vault!
It's all so realistic! Wait, no jumping?
Hey, that's not our fault!
Let's have some fun!
Now load your gun!
And take aim at that man!
DON'T SHOOT 'TIL WE SAY YOU CAN!
If we can learn to do it, you can learn to do it!
Once you know the basics, there's nothing to it!
Follow in our footsteps, boot by boot!
You can learn to do it, too!
Now, Call of Duty, what a joke!
And we got sick of Battlefield!
I NEVER CARED FOR BATTLEFIELD!
THIS GUY'S A GENIUS!
Hey, how's it feel?
Now plot a course!
So, what's the plan?
I say we run and gun!
NO, BECAUSE THAT'S TOO MUCH FUN!
If we can learn to do it, you can learn to do it!
Take that arcade nonsense and simply screw it!
It may all seem tedious, and it's true!
But you can learn to love it , too!
Next, you need to memorize the keyboard commands!
The right mouse button makes you aim!
And left to shoot!
And Q to lean!
And shift! It makes you walk or run!
And left control to raise your gun!
And pressing C will make you couch!
And pressing O brings up your watch!
The G key! Makes you check your pack!
And pressing Enter views your back!
If you can learn to do it, I can learn to do it
but I can't wait to take my gun and actually shoot it!
But it's realistic in a way, and that's the thing about this game!
If we can learn to do it, you can learn to do it!
Pretty soon you'll find that there is nothing to it!
Fall in line behind us, boot by boot!
And if you pull through it, there's nothing to it!
Then ArmA is the game for you!

Game is laggy and controls are just horrible. I don't recomment it.

Pass the Whiskey.