TURN ON THE ORB, A SECOND DRAGON HAS FLOWN INTO THE SPIRES!!!!!

I'd never donate my sperm. They're valuable. I'd sell it. Even though a lot of them go down my bathroom sink every single day. Not like I have a choice. Do you expect me to store them inside a pot or something? Ugh... Now that I think of it, what if someone uses it to create a... another human... I don't want a son... Only I will rule the world. I don't want a direct descendant. I won't let him take my throne. I WON'T LET HIM. I WON'T LET YOU. Just finished my noodles. I'll bring the pan back to the kitchen. Bye.

Dear valued BAJ, Dr. Capy here.

My heart goes out to your friend who had to endure prolonged eye contact with a baj.

As for her trauma, I would like to suggest her CBT (Capybara Therapy), which includes petting a capybara or watching capy vids for a few hours, every day.

I will never even think about killing myself. I have never thought about killing myself. I never put myself in any danger or risk of death. I never go outside. I don't have a job. My house is nowhere near any plane paths, trees, or roads. I have no knives, no scissors, nor anything sharp enough to kill myself with. I have no rope. My identity is entirely falsified on the internet. There are no poisonous plants or animals near my house. I eat healthy and provide food for myself. I don't drink alcohol, coffee, or soda. I don't eat fat, sugar, or salt. I exercise properly. I stretch every night before going to bed. I always sleep 10 hours. I burn 1200 calories every single day. I live near a hospital and have immediate access to them when I am put in any danger. I have a black belt in jiu-jitsu. Every corner in my house is safely cushioned. I am only 20 years old and I have nothing wrong with me. In other words, it is impossible for me to die unless someone else comes here to kill me.

С днём великой победы с 9 Мая и на СВО победа будет и она не за горами с праздником

You stand before the gates of the Lord's Labyrinth. Within these walls, the Lady of Justice doth preside. She shall weigh your Mind in one hand, your Heart in the other. Should she find you wanting, death shall be your sentence. Should she find you worthy, you will be given the loyalty and love of an empire. The Lord's Labyrinth awaits you. Choose wisely. Strike quickly. Trust completely. And may you find the ending that you deserve.