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Hugh, faded, joa   Norway
 
 


thats monica right durr
am 2022. jún. 27., 19:21 
Years down, he had just signed a rent for a two-room shabby flat downtown and had one of his first meals there. Sitting there with his big kebab tallerken topped with extra hot sauce, chilli peppers on the side and some jalapenos, he opens his Dell laptop from 04’ and plugs in his 50cent microphone. Soaking wet, hot and gasping for air to his mouth, he leans into the mic and hits record. «SITTIN HERE FANAZIZIN BOUT U LAYIN ON YO STUMACH TURNIN THAT BIG O’L-redASS-UP». Leaning back after hitting the stop button, he LEANS FORWARD AGAIN wondering why he didnt order that vanilla milkshake aside with that hot af meal. Ait Fittur tittur, Monica
am 2021. aug. 18., 10:34 
Yeah, so the other day i was on my way up Midtre-Billingstadsletta 54, i had been calling him 15 times on the phone but i couldnt hear him. Little did i know, he had been muting his mic because he was taking a sh!t. Slip&Slidin down there i find him warming up an ice coffee holding a blacked out banana in the other hand. I didnt ask him about it bc i already knew he had it going for a while. Things were starting to get weird so i ordered four crispy fried chickenMCtenderfilët buckets with fries, dip and a large soda to wash it all down. OH and a pack of rulletobakk med risla
am 2021. jún. 2., 14:29 
dud dud-what the dud this is like a Home-Depot convention - architect andys yo
am 2021. márc. 21., 11:23 
Okay okay, i see the milkshake spill on the sofa. You just had to give it to em, we hadn't been at the flat for more than two minutes before you started hammering those chicks. We were just supposed to fix the sink, but we; ''two fully beard grown men in carpenter clothes'' made the job a-lot harder considdering the fact that these two blond ladies were petit af. You told me to torque the one in the red skirt, but she took forever to finish so we ended up switching roles. You used the hammer, while i bended her over.

We drove off when we were done, got us some icecream coffee's with extra cream and got paid a day later.

- Did we really fix the sink? I think not
God of Anime ♰ (Girl power!) 2021. jan. 25., 10:09 
Does he REALLY have the shooters on runescape...
Terrok 2020. dec. 27., 7:53 
can confirm he has got 150 shooters on runescape