Years down, he had just signed a rent for a two-room shabby flat downtown and had one of his first meals there. Sitting there with his big kebab tallerken topped with extra hot sauce, chilli peppers on the side and some jalapenos, he opens his Dell laptop from 04’ and plugs in his 50cent microphone. Soaking wet, hot and gasping for air to his mouth, he leans into the mic and hits record. «SITTIN HERE FANAZIZIN BOUT U LAYIN ON YO STUMACH TURNIN THAT BIG O’L-redASS-UP». Leaning back after hitting the stop button, he LEANS FORWARD AGAIN wondering why he didnt order that vanilla milkshake aside with that hot af meal. Ait Fittur tittur, Monica

Yeah, so the other day i was on my way up Midtre-Billingstadsletta 54, i had been calling him 15 times on the phone but i couldnt hear him. Little did i know, he had been muting his mic because he was taking a sh!t. Slip&Slidin down there i find him warming up an ice coffee holding a blacked out banana in the other hand. I didnt ask him about it bc i already knew he had it going for a while. Things were starting to get weird so i ordered four crispy fried chickenMCtenderfilët buckets with fries, dip and a large soda to wash it all down. OH and a pack of rulletobakk med risla

dud dud-what the dud this is like a Home-Depot convention - architect andys yo

Okay okay, i see the milkshake spill on the sofa. You just had to give it to em, we hadn't been at the flat for more than two minutes before you started hammering those chicks. We were just supposed to fix the sink, but we; ''two fully beard grown men in carpenter clothes'' made the job a-lot harder considdering the fact that these two blond ladies were petit af. You told me to torque the one in the red skirt, but she took forever to finish so we ended up switching roles. You used the hammer, while i bended her over.

We drove off when we were done, got us some icecream coffee's with extra cream and got paid a day later.

- Did we really fix the sink? I think not

Does he REALLY have the shooters on runescape...

can confirm he has got 150 shooters on runescape

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can confirm he has got 150 shooters on runescape

big gay boi wit a gucci bag

So i was visiting him the other day, we had just had a milkshake. Standing there at his desk. He was playing runescape as i was talking with him. So i leaned over to look at his inventory, and the desk, which is a glass plate, started cracking as i am a lightweight guy. Leaning harder and harder as i'm looking him in the eyes because we had eyecontact, i shattered the whole thing ending up falling on his lap. It was great because the plot didnt happen and the sink was never fixed after.

very nice profile man :D

Du er DRIT flink med hest♥ send til 10 personer du virkelig synes er DRIT flink med hest, hvis du får 5 tilbake er du virkelig drit flink med hest

yeah man i see you. Been a minute since last time i had a proper dump, lets just hope the Melange helps me out. Just hit me up when you need some Coccio chocolate tittybitty. Imma pullup and get u sippin

Hey man i'm just here to pat you on the back

EYY. Texas Barbecue Café in Alfheim 10, 1384 Asker is waiting for us someday. This ¨Weeknd¨ i am home, so maybe on saturdaysunday we take the black car over there and sip up some chipotlet marinade sauce and go home sleeping on empty belly's. I might need to sell some of my inventory to make it, but thats how it is having a low tier inventory and a stable bank account. Anyways, i washed my favorite coffee cup half an hour ago. As long as we hold hands walking in, we will be good for a treat. Hope the ittybittytap greets us in the door because we might need to pop flash us in. Anime pictures on steam proves that we are
ambulatory people with healthy mindsets. Cya in a couple, xxo baby

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Thanks for the understanding, we will come back to you once we have reviewed your skins up for trade. We saw you advertised the Karambit Lore for sale, thats why we gave you an offer on something completly else you had in your inventory because we overlooked the add thinking you wouldn't mind us wasting your time sending you scam offers on your playskins. Also we sent you a report on a guy who scammed on a random facebook csgo skins marketplace, because why not. Thanks in advice.

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So i was playing FPL-C with this guy, i asked him if he could call a timout since i had to bake a snus MID GAME. The team voted no so he said ok guys, lets play default one round since axman's baking a snus. He was met with complete silence and outta nowhere, the guys ran straight towards alley -> in ivy and gets shut down by a molotov causing them all to get wiped. Anyways, its no biggie how people with 3k+ hrs on the game dont know what the default strat is bc we can all do a A SMOKES MIRAGE. Everyone lines up the smokes, throws flashes way too early and the IGL runs straight out while the whole team is chilling inside slope and palace. The next 15 seconds contains duels and getting picked one by one untill the final player who has been holding t spawn from slope is about to go ham on 2 players before getting shut down aswell. Yeah thanks for reading, you better wash your face now and sip up the rest of the coca cola before ordering BEEF NOODLES.

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+Rep fast and good trade!

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*cough cough* you've been infected

+rep, friendly trader

+rep fast and good trader

+rep

10/10 trader/buyer, transfered money in a second And i sent him knife as arranged. Fast And safe trader

10/10 trader, offered me FT Fire Serpent 0.20 for 40% market, i got it for 9500€. +Rep

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+rep (CS:GO Norge)
Forhåndsbetalte for high tier skin, og handelen gikk som avtalt! Trustworthy trader!

This week i got blocked from MSN and Skype because this guy had been sending me free newsletters on the E-Web. Was a scam, because the plumber never fixed the sink after fu***ing the big tittie petit teen in the kitchen. Sippin on some banana milkshake in the leather sofa with my legs spread sittin next to this FadedJoa guy trynna get close to me. Ended up with a huge mess on the leather sofa so we had the dogs lick up the milkshake and the maid got DP'd later. Next time dont let the scam get you.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ he su cc me good

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Arriving at the sushi restaurant. My boi managed to order up 7 bottles of Chateau Margaux. No biggi since we got them all down for 65% market. The guys over at KNUTS discord GachiBASS 24/7 were rippin the ¨Well done¨ WAGYU beef while watching xQz reacts to juicy babes in bikinis 2015. BTW that nude ride at 5 am the other night was all on you. Present me the HUGH MUNGUS bby

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Yeah so im just gonna post this above this anomaly guy who thinks he's some kind of celebrity. Skrrrt before i got out of mah shiny blacked benz rollin slow into tha hood where my homies at. Oh all dem gangs peekin out on me slipNslidin up towards my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ crib on the top of the street. Shi LA traffick was hard, but i yoinked an icecream on my way out. Suddenly i hear an INSANLY LOUD BANG from the ghetto house over the street. Bullets flyiin by me as i stutterstep while poppin out my karambit and strafe while i slide up my GOLD PLATED AK47 and onetap 7 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ peekin at me from nowhere dude. My boi Hugh Mungus sees me havin some gangster ♥♥♥♥ fight and slides out with his deagle finishing off 5 black dudes with insta hs while pullin up his phone for a quick selfie. Mah ♥♥♥♥♥ T

Signed by Anomaly

The other day i came over to this guy standing by the side of the road outside an icecream shop with a 1957 Tommasini bicycle. I asked him to lend a hand, but he didnt know what i really meant untill he realised i was about to smash his sh!t up rearways. I hit his ♥♥♥♥ in both first gear and fourth. By the time we were up in 5 mph i had already nutted five times that day. Now i am sippin on some coffee thinking this dude just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me over in my doorway omw home.

+rep good trader/seller❤️😍

+rep fast and a nice trader <3

Every other day this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ makes me a butterberry tuna sandwich. My ass is legit haulin after, hurts so bad man. Thanks. So a few days go by and now im standing on all my four wheeping for this guy. Either a trip to chipotle and rip our asses up or hit up BigT EDP4459gga.

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+Rep Good Gamer <3

+rep, traded gloves and knife and he put the money up first

-rep, sent him 2kr for knife, he didnt send me offer bc he was taking a ♥♥♥♥. Was a scam for 45 minutes straight....

+rep clean and fair trade. Sent money over first!

+rep fikk penger først over vipps og gjorde en rask handel

rep++++++ traded a 400$ hes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ no scammer

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