Recent reviews by Microplastic Enjoyer

Its a fun idea but gets way too repetitive, honestly overpriced there isn't much to do. Not challenging and after playing a couple rounds you've experienced everything already.

Witcher guy has big ♥♥♥♥

Good graphics and you can jump with man

Wow

BUILD THAT WALL BUILD THAT WALL

Doesn't really have that Harry Potter feeling and the characters and dialogue are boring for the most part. But its a fun open world and you can explore Hogwarts which is cool. Must have for Harry Potter fans for sure.

♥♥♥♥ Rockstar for abandoning the single player and focusing on flying laser bikes in Online. Good game nevertheless.

I play peepeepoopoo man

Somehow still not dead. Immersive atmosphere and its fun. Good shoot man game,

As you can see I've played this game for some hours but man I still haven't explored the whole map. This game is massive, especially with the DLC which has a multitude of maps like Ireland, Paris and ofc Valhalla. This game is long. Very long. If they would've condensed the map more and condense the story a little and focus on more character moments this AC game would actually be really really good. But my God the length drags this one down, everything gets tedious bc you're doing the same thing over and over and over again. Everyone knows that hack comapany Ubisoft has always done lazy copy paste content but my God this is too much. The viking setting in England is cool, especially bc I was born there and it was cool to see these famous historic characters and so on. The world itself is in my eyes very beautiful but I can understand why some would find it boring (compared to previous titles in Egypt in Greece). I would grab this on sale, but if you have an ADHD hunter gatherer brain this game is def for you