Recent reviews by Microplastic Enjoyer

It's an MMO so the dialogue and the actor's delivery of it sucks ass and the combat is pretty repetitive poo. But for some reason it's pretty fun to play, being able to explore the different worlds of Star Wars is neat and the different dialogue options resulting in different outcomes is a welcome touch, that makes your presence feel like it has more weight (Even though it's an MMO). I mean it's free so whatever if you like Star Wars you probably have it downloaded anyway.

Winnie the Pooh is probably collecting your data but the grappling hook is still worth it.

pew pew buughghghg die man!!! pew pew pew

This is truly the Dark Souls of kids games

I have no idea why I am still playing this game. I think I need help.

Some may find this game pretty "meh" and some may find this game pretty awesome. I personally find myself belonging to the latter, I actually really enjoy playing Sleeping Dogs for the most part.

The game is at it's worst with mostly mediocre dialogue, clunky driving mechanics and a predictable plot but DAMN this game has a great atmosphere. I mean, I may be a little biased, as I love good martial arts movies from the far east, but there's just something about kicking guy's asses with an, albeit simple, but highly satisfying fighting system in Hong Kong. The open world of the city is magnificent and you have plenty to do in it. The parkour brings another touch to the gameplay, adding more variation and jumping from car to car during a highway chase is, well pretty damn fun.

If you're looking for a game with a fun Arkham style fighting system with a Chinese twist this is just the game for you. In many aspects games like GTA are objectively better but no game quite makes me feel like a badass the way Sleeping Dogs does. And most of the time I just feel like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing Watch Dogs, Gta or Farcry, this game on the other hand makes me feel like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who knows Kung Fu. And that's just incredible by itself.

This game is worth your time if you're into exploring Hong Kong on Bruce Lee Steroids.
And that type of game is my kind of game for sure.

I mean, it's better than League of Legends, but that really isn't much of an accomplishment.
Some heroes are pretty interesting, some are pretty bland and to be honest I get pretty bored from the whole game as an experience. Maybe it's the genre itself that's feels really repetitive to me, or maybe it's just the game. I dunno, it's free anyway so who really cares.
Try it out if you think you can get some level of enjoyment from it.

Does this game manage to make you reevaluate your place and role in the universe by asking you deep, mindfull and philosophical questions? No.
Is this game over the top? Yes.
Is it fun? Yes.
Should you get it? Yes.

This game improves nearly every aspect of the first Portal. You would think that after Portal 1 the story couldn't really go anywhere, but the writers have somehow managed to bring it in a very interesting direction with fun characters, charming dialogue and brilliant storytelling. And it also has Co-op. Like damn, come on, what else can you expect?

What can I say about this game, that hasn't already been said? It's a classic and it's not only a masterpiece as an expereince but also for your wallet.