There he is.




Quotes that live rent-free in my head:


"Who's thinkin'? I'm doing." - Garfielf

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I have the attention of the class. My name is D i c k Dastardly Richard, and I'm here to take the treasure chest that's in the backroom." - D i c k "Dastardly" Richard, Rat Movie: Mystery of the Mayan Treasure

"Never use ten words where a thousand will do." - Anonymous

"Here's the thing. This is the thing. There's the thing. That's the thing." - Anonymous

"Moral of the story: Never play chess with someone who can eat the board." - Anonymous

"I SPILL my DRINK!" - Ivan, Deus Ex

"Yeah, R.I.P." - Adam Jensen, Deus Ex: Human Revolution

"Nah." - Soldier G65434-2, System Shock 2

"This is my hiding spot, and I'm not moving until the situation has drastically improved. Now go away! And don't tell anyone I'm here!" - Scientist, Half-Life

"Since it's your first day I dosed a special combat cocktail for you. Don't worry if you feel a little off. Well haha good luck." - The Handler, Cruelty Squad

"Afraid? Ha! We're too darn ignorant to be afraid of most things, right Max?" - Sam, The Adventures of Sam & Max

"You might as well accept that some people are always gonna want physical copies of games, if only because deleting a game just doesn't give the same sense of closure as microwaving it." - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"You might not have noticed it, but your brain did." - Mr. Plinkett

"YOu SToOPId IDioT!" - The Gym Teacher, Elliot Goes Camping

"I wonder hwat's for DINNER." - King Harkinian, Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

"Buddy, I'm the type of person who alt-tabs out of Neopets when someone walks into my room." - Anonymous

"This whole game feels like an escort mission where you play as the guy you should be escorting." - Steam review for Chaser (2003)

"Woah! Is that a crab with a top hat and monocle? That's where I draw the line. C'mon, Master Chief! Let's get the F U C K outta here!" - Dunkey

“game SUCKS i go to BED” - Steam review for Hunt Down the Freeman (2018)



Top 20 Favorite Games (Limit one per series):

1: Half-Life 2 (2004)

2: Deus Ex (2000)

3: Spec Ops: The Line (2012)

4: Silent Hill 2 (2001)

5: F.E.A.R. (2005)

6: Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne (2003)

7: System Shock 2 (1999)

8: SOMA (2015)

9: Mass Effect 2 (2010)

10: DOOM (2016)

11: Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory (2005)

12: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004)

13: The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015)

14: Resident Evil 4 (2005)

15: BioShock Infinite (2013)

16: Hotline Miami (2012)

17: Portal 2 (2011)

18: Amnesia: The Dark Descent (2011)

19: Thief II: The Metal Age (2000)

20: Disco Elysium (2019)


Honorable Mentions (No limit):

1: Half-Life (1998)

2: Half-Life 2: Episode Two (2007)

3: Half-Life: Alyx (2020)

4: Max Payne (2001)

5: Max Payne 3 (2012)

6: DOOM Eternal (2020)

7: BioShock (2007)

8: Grim Fandango (1998)

9: Deus Ex: Human Revolution (2011)

10: Silent Hill 3 (2003)

11: Silent Hill (1999)

12: The Last of Us (2013)

13: Unreal (1998)

14: Dark Souls III (2016)

15: Dark Souls (2011)

16: NieR: Automata (2017)