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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 52.3 hrs on record (12.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: 29 Dec, 2020 @ 9:11pm
Updated: 1 Jan, 2021 @ 7:53pm

---{Graphics}---
☐You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ All

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Cyberpunk 2077

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18 Comments
Vinnyrago 30 Jan, 2022 @ 7:13am 
nah bro there is a shit ton of lore
FacTi 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am 
ARK = love-hate relationship and some stupid kids in mts arena
ThreeRippersInATrenchcoat 12 Jun, 2021 @ 6:30pm 
the ark survival evolved part had me laughing
Bob 10 Jun, 2021 @ 5:50pm 
the story part is fake this game has a lot of lore
auseinandernehmer 21 Jan, 2021 @ 11:48am 
I didnt find the much enjoyment in the music and its not really comparable to something like doom. that tickbox is a bit overshot, but still i almost completely agree with you. good review
Max 15 Jan, 2021 @ 10:04am 
"Isn't necessary to progress"
lol what? The entire game is about progress.
ManaN 12 Jan, 2021 @ 8:18pm 
Thanks bro
Lewis_Paper 12 Jan, 2021 @ 7:01pm 
I-I can not say anything against this, you have everything a person might ask about getting the game. Although I have everything in the game you just laid it out. I would give you steam points but I don't have enough. So if I could say more I would but... Good job.:steamthumbsup::steamthis::steamhappy:
Daemonthehero 6 Jan, 2021 @ 10:45am 
Risk of Rain 2 has more lore than you might think ;)
The King of Funky 6 Jan, 2021 @ 2:45am 
sounds like someone is bad at the game

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