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Lucky bugger

A hospital worker almost catches me, but I head him off with a confrontation: “Why no paper towels?”

“We don’t use them anymore–sustainability.”

“But my face is wet.”

“Try toilet paper.”

I do–and it catches in the stubble of unshaven beard and I look like I’ve been out in a toilet-paper snowstorm.

hey you got a cat ring by chance?

-rep body blocking tunneling ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retard

𝑺𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝑵𝑵𝒆𝒓 🌹