Recent reviews by JoeBigMonee

This ain't it chief.

I SAID BEFORE I LIKED THIS GAME. THIS GAME IS A PIECE OF DOG ♥♥♥♥ SPAT OUT AND ♥♥♥♥ ON BY UBISOFT. OOOHH LOOLKI AT ME I CAN THROW PEIOPE OFF CLIRRRFGDGSCDSFSADFADFAF

Let me start by saying this. I LOVE this game. Its so much fun to play, but I can't give it a positive review. There are way too many bugs. Once I was taken off a hook and then i got stuck in the hook for the rest of the game. But the worst part was I finished a game as the Hillbilly (personal favorite) and noticed all of my perks and unlocks were gone. The bloodweb said I still had them so I couldn't buy them again. This is ridiculous! Devs I love the game but I hate all the stupid bugs and glitches. Please, fix your game!

My friend had been begging for me to buy this game for months. I didn't understand the hype but it was on sale and I bought it, having no idea what I was getting into. My friend started up a server and I joined, he had some very powerful mods and stuff, but I payed it no attention. So I got into the game and I spawned on Earth, while he was on the moon. So I ended up having to use my jetpack to fly all the way there.

That was the first thing that had went wrong. It took me about 10 minutes to fly there and I saw his ship. It was a very large carrier and very mobile. We were above Mars when I found in my inventory a rocket launcher. I was very new to this game and I thought the mod was outdated and fired it. It made a large hole in the ship. He was annoyed to say the least, so I decided to cut my losses and leave.

This marked the beginning of a large war between our two sides. His side had huge carriers and very powerful turrets while I had next to nothing. But I had my wits about me. I took refuge on Mars in a huge crater that I called "The Mars Donut". He had a hunch I might have gone there and started deploying orbital stations and other stuff like that. He told me he had created a base on Mars so I went looking for it. It turns out it was about 1 mile from my hidden area. I tried attacking it but failed miserably, his turrets launched me into the stratosphere.

I was pushed back, but I refused to give up. But my friend had one final strategy. He spawned a GIGANTIC carrier and on the bottom were about 5 turbolaser cannons. I was lucky to survive the attack. But then I had a plan, I told him I surrender, and that I no longer wanted to fight. He laughed for a while and said to meet him at his carrier. So I jet packed up there and when I was right about to land to on the ship he asked me where I was. That’s when I realized he couldn't see me.

My spirit was renewed as I snuck aboard the ship in a desperate attempt to find anything to take advantage of. He was right outside the building and I was nervous as anything. I went up ramp after ramp to try and find anything. Then I saw it, majestically sitting there. The control terminal. I knew what I had to do. I took control of the ship, and pointed it straight towards Mar's surface.

I fired up the thrusters and it slowly fell down towards the ground. At one point he said "what is with all this lag" I told him I was still flying up from Mars (total lie). He reassured me telling me that big ships do that sometimes and eventually the lag got so bad he glitched through walls. Eventually he evacuated the ship leaving just me. At about 500m I typed into the chat "but clay, I'm afraid the ship was quite, operational." That’s when he freaked out and I plummeted down with the ship and crashed into Mars. There was nothing left. That’s how I became THE GREAT SPACESHIP CRASHER.

10/10 best game would crash big ships again

Before you all start raging at me, I'd like to sort some things out. I LOVE the Five nights's series, but this game was a gigantic dissapointment. The story was amazing but the cons outweigh the pros. The animation was clunky, the gameplay sucked, and really, ONE ANIMATRONIC! The idea sounded great on paper, but it was executed terribly. The phantom animatronics were a cool effect to the game, but they weren't scary at all. Overall this game (in my opinion) was by FAR, the worst FNAF game and its not worth $8.00. Biggest waste of money this year.

At first, I thought this game terrible. I felt so bready to win until I played it. But as time went on It became really fun. You really knead to figure out the controls but once you get the hang of it its really fun. Some people say it is butter to play using the gamepad but I preferred keyboard. The huge stages you enter are jam-packed with fun things to do. The feeling of satisfaction from getting from point A to point B is great. I love this game with every grain of my body. For me, this game will never be stale.

Well, There is a lot to say about this game. I am a HUGE Five nights at Freddy's fan and I have to say I thought the sequel could never live up to the original. Boy, was i WRONG. FNAF 2 is a n amazing game. First of all it is a lot harder than the original. The mechanics are great, the horror feeling is intense, and the backstory will leave you constructing theories all night. I think this is better than the original. I really love this game and I can't wait to play more. Are you ready for Freddy?