- I see you don't have a lifeguard here at your beach.
• I'm not at the beach. This is a bathtub.
- No body of water is safe without a lifeguard.
• But it's two-feet deep, lady. You're- What are you doing here?
- You can relax, you're safe now your lifeguard is here.
• Oh-kay..
- WHISTLE
- Get out of the water! There's a shark!
• What, a shark?!
- Get out of the water!
• A shark?!
- There's a shark in the water.
• Wait a- There's no shark in the bathtub.
- Aren't you glad your lifeguard's here to save you?
• I guess... What- Wait a minute, you should go. There's no need for you to be here.
- I think I should stay and I think we should have sex.