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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 92.8 hrs on record (84.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 4 Jul, 2017 @ 6:00am

Blast off into space
on a rocket-strapped bin.
Remember your helmet;
the air gets quite thin.

"Oh, sod it; we crashed"
(again and again)
Orbital trajectories:
I will reach my Zen.

Eureka! At last:
escape velocity.
Nevermind countless
corporate atrocities.

"For science!" "For profit!"
this is the one.
Learning rocket science
has never been so much fun.
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2 Comments
76561199767662825 3 Sep @ 9:44am 
OMG this sounds hilarious! I've been lookin for a good space game, maybe I'll pick this one up.
NaturesMayhem 3 Aug, 2017 @ 1:33am 
Well made.