otter's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:52am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:22pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:23am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 11:00am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 10:50am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:37am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:56am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 6:42am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:59am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 6:15am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:22am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 6:30am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:34am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 9:53am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:03am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:14am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 9:55am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:44am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:45am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:33am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:17am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:39am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:26am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:08am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:06am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 2:01pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 7:16am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 1:09pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 1:35pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 6:19am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 11:48am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:36am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 1:18pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 10:37am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 10:35am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 2:38am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:15am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 5:51am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 6:50am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 6:14am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 1:30pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 9:22am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

17 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

6 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

3 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

490 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

18 / 30