Conquistas de otter em POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Alcançada em 5/jul./2022 às 7:23

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Alcançada em 5/jul./2022 às 14:04

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Alcançada em 7/jul./2022 às 10:55

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Alcançada em 13/jul./2022 às 8:52

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Alcançada em 7/jul./2022 às 13:07

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Alcançada em 26/jul./2022 às 12:32

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Alcançada em 2/jul./2022 às 14:22

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Alcançada em 5/jul./2022 às 7:23

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Alcançada em 7/jul./2022 às 11:00

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Alcançada em 7/jul./2022 às 12:26

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Alcançada em 7/jul./2022 às 13:52

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Alcançada em 14/nov./2022 às 10:50

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2022 às 2:37

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Alcançada em 20/jul./2022 às 10:56

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Alcançada em 23/jul./2022 às 6:42

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2022 às 5:59

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Alcançada em 20/jul./2022 às 10:39

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Alcançada em 23/jul./2022 às 6:15

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Alcançada em 20/jul./2022 às 10:22

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Alcançada em 23/jul./2022 às 6:30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Alcançada em 13/jul./2022 às 8:46

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Alcançada em 12/jul./2022 às 13:12

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Alcançada em 26/jul./2022 às 6:34

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Alcançada em 20/jul./2022 às 9:53

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Alcançada em 22/jul./2022 às 7:03

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Alcançada em 12/jul./2022 às 13:16

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Alcançada em 7/jul./2022 às 13:36

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Alcançada em 13/jul./2022 às 10:14

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Alcançada em 23/jul./2022 às 9:55

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Alcançada em 20/jul./2022 às 10:44

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Alcançada em 26/jul./2022 às 6:45

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Alcançada em 22/jul./2022 às 6:33

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Alcançada em 7/jul./2022 às 10:55

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Alcançada em 7/jul./2022 às 12:16

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Alcançada em 5/jul./2022 às 7:17

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Alcançada em 13/jul./2022 às 9:39

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Alcançada em 14/nov./2022 às 10:29

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Alcançada em 22/jul./2022 às 6:26

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Alcançada em 13/jul./2022 às 9:08

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Alcançada em 26/jul./2022 às 6:53

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Alcançada em 5/jul./2022 às 13:14

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 4/jul./2022 às 13:23

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Alcançada em 22/ago./2022 às 9:06

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Alcançada em 2/jul./2022 às 14:01

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Alcançada em 5/jul./2022 às 7:16

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Alcançada em 12/jul./2022 às 13:09

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Alcançada em 12/jul./2022 às 13:35

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Alcançada em 23/jul./2022 às 6:19

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Alcançada em 21/jul./2022 às 11:48

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Alcançada em 13/jul./2022 às 9:36

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Alcançada em 12/jul./2022 às 13:18

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Alcançada em 22/jul./2022 às 6:53

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Alcançada em 22/jul./2022 às 6:48

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Alcançada em 23/jul./2022 às 10:37

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Alcançada em 22/jul./2022 às 5:55

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Alcançada em 20/jul./2022 às 10:35

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Alcançada em 13/jul./2022 às 10:05

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2022 às 2:38

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2022 às 4:15

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2022 às 5:51

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2022 às 6:50

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Alcançada em 26/dez./2022 às 6:14

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Alcançada em 12/jul./2022 às 13:30

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Alcançada em 13/jul./2022 às 9:22

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

17 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

6 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

3 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

490 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

18 / 30