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I will remove this when the game is available in Countries where PSN isn't.

Have you ever wanted to play that one scene from The Matrix? You know the one.
"Please remove any metallic objects you may be carrying, keys, loose change... holy sh**!"

In short, this game is amazing. I've never wanted a game that lets you hold a pump action shotgun in one hand and an uzi in the other more.

1. Have ball
2. Hit ball
3. Have DIE

But I hear you asking "well how do I make die?" Shuddup dummy I just told ya there's three steps it's not complicated...

All jokes aside, GET. THIS. FREAKING. GAME. IT'S SO FREAKING GOOD. At $20 it's a wonderful experience both solo and with friends, and for $15? That's the price of a burger and fries at Five Guys, and while Five Guys food is reeeeeeeally good, this game will give you so many more hours of entertianment it's not even funny. Get it. Now. Go. It's the best fighting game that isn't a fighting game.

Don't be scared. This game *is* intimidating at the start. But I'm telling you now, once you get into it, you'll love it. You'll learn to lean around corners, learn where to create killholes, learn where to drop traps as Kapkan or Welcome Mats as Frost, when to clustercharge as Fuse or blow a reinforced wall as Thermite. You'll learn to hate Ash's speed and hitbox, and you'll learn how to kill the "invincible" Montagne. You'll have moments of rage, of joy, of sorrow. Like everything, it comes and goes, and you'll be left with a game that tells you "one more match. It's ok."

And you'll keep coming back.

I can only describe this game as a meme.

"Lotus lemme smash."
"No Tenno, I will not let you smash."
"But... Lotus lemme smash."
"Goodbye Tenno."
"Lotus ♥♥♥ bak"

"Need plastids, got plastids, Lotus lemme smash."

"Yellow? No, no yellow. Blue. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love blue."

This game is a wonderious product. It's a prime example of what happens when a game developer CARES about what they produce, and know that by putting their game in Early Access, they can get the game out to more people while still building on a platform that just *works.* Dead Cells is this game.

If you're having doubts of wanting to buy it, just know this: the game is getting *constant* updates. I mean almost weekly updates. Sometimes they're just bug fixes, other times they're like the patch that just got released: MASSIVE content patches. It's a wonderful game, that honestly should be more widely known so these devs can work on it more and more. And just know this: you're gonna die. A lot. Sometimes with no Cells, sometimes with a lot. Whatever you do, don't get mad. Just roll with it, and start up a new run. You've got a duty.

In the midst of all the hate and anger towards Overkill with the recent events in Crimefest 2015, there were a small few of us who told ourselves, "It will get better. They will fix it all."

As the days went buy, it was beginning to get harder and harder to hold onto our hope. Until today. October 20th, 2015. Overkill not only bestowed unto us First World Bank from Payday: The Heist, with new features, new look, and the ability to completely stealth the entire heist. But, it was going to take more than this to bring back the people who threw down their gloves in anger at the Black Market update. And so, Overkill said: "Drills now drop as rare loot at the heist end screen." And the community rejoiced!

But in all seriousness, this isn't the beginning. First World Bank is under a tab called Classics; this means that eventually all the old heists from Payday: The Heist will be added to Payday 2. And it's looking to be good times for all heisters around the world. Heist on ladies and gentlemen.

OH. MY. GOOD. BLOODY. GAWD. I remember back when I first created this account back when I was very young (probably 13 or 14) and the first game I ever purchased was Killing Floor. Because I was young, and didn't have a job to purchase my own games at this point, Killing Floor and Half Life 2 Deathmatch were the only games I had. Because of this, I had over 150 hours in the original Killing Floor. When I saw that Killing Floor 2 was coming out, and I saw gameplay, I came so close to shating myself right on the spot.

Finally, the game released in Early Access. Note this: THIS GAME ISN'T ANYHTING LIKE THE SHAT COMMING OUT IN EARLY ACCESS RIGHT NOW. This game is an ACTUAL GAME, not just a working prototype. The game is super good looking, gory (seriously, if you can't handle gore, you WILL get sick to your stomach; it happened to a friend of mine, and he came super close to blowing chunks), plays super smooth, and well... it's just awesome! I will say, it's light on the amount of content ATM, but the developers are constantly updating the game. By the end of Early Access, they look to have 10 perks in total, 3 more than the original 7 from Killing Floor 2, and IIRC they plan to have over 110 guns. 110 FRAKING GUNS. YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE GUNS.

Oh, and I have a question for you: DO YOU LIKE MOD SUPPORT?!?!?!?!?!?!1111?!?!11?!!!!1 Seriously, this game is in Early Access, and Tripwire shipped a level SDK. They said that when it's finished and out of Early Access, they will ship it with the SDK tools to do ANYTHING. Make your own guns, make your own levels, make your own enemies, make your own bossess, make your own ANYTHING. Because this company came from a group of modders, they want their game to be as moddable as possible. And hey, before Valve removed payed mods from the Workshop, they REQIURED that if you were going to make a mod, you had to make it free. If you made people pay for it, your mod was removed within the week.

Tl;dr: this game is awesome. Get it. NOW.

PS: MONEY MONEY MONEY