Recent reviews by Gaunter O'Dimm

completing phase 5 leaves a void in your heart. perfect simulation, stunningly handcrafted world.

timeless masterpiece. a life changing experience.

the meta is so effin toxic that not even burn decks or cheesing is fun anymore. you wanna play? oh nono now you have to watch a 3 minute turn with so many effects involved that only a pc can keep track of. i wonde rhow ppl do it irl these days. online you can just surrender but if this happens irl i wonder that noone ha sbeen hurt yet xD

bring it back to the store. way better than remastered.

connenction loss simulator
>dont buy dlc
>play left4ded

this is what love feels like

Awesome game!
Since I love playing with my friends adding multiplayer to this would be a hugedevelopment idea for when all desired concepts are implemented. This could boost longevity of the playerbase beyond anything and add so much more depth. For example teaming up or rivalling economically, sending bandits on raiding missions etc.

Militia for defense/escorts would be awesome complimentary to bandits. (Which you could also bribe to go on raids for you? eg they dont attack as you wear a certain type of garment - or the classic white flag :p)

this is how destilled bovine rectal excretions look to me. i mean what did they smoke? a nimble fencer diego? i think not. a violated combat system? i think NOT, thats what made gothic awesome because the controls actually made sense after going further into....but the worst crime: why did they not only alter the appearance but also the character of the nameless hero?! holy sh** buzz off and leave our fond memories in peace, everything you do now will be vanishing in the shadows of these masterpieces.

crashes at every startup and only works after killing the taske and re-running it. the ingame store requires intensive button mashing because of bad netcode/overloaded servers/other weird reasons and you often miss offers and need hours to do some simple tasks.

EDIT: now it also sends me back to main menu after loading my zoo. you know this game could be a gem if it werent for all these annoying bugs from hell. fix this asap or this will cost you a lot of trust and playerbase dear developers.

very nice atmosphere, many details, unfortunately short and clunky controls