+rep Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it
Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned?

goated sniper

+rep had fun against them

i freaking love this guy

The comment below double saved my life, I use to give a ♥♥♥♥ about my family but I realized (through the SPIRITUAL DARK POWERS of alcohol) that my family is always saying negative things behind my back, and when they are laughing they are always laughing at me, I hate it when they laugh, I just know they can't help themselves from making fun of me. Does that make them bad then? If their nature is confined to that of a bully? No, not necessarily, but it does justify me making 12 "Russian Rockstars" every afternoon after work and projecting issues I make up about my day that did not really happen but I use to gain sympathy points from family so they feel bad about when they laugh at me behind my back. Also I puke every night before bed and i will say my puke smells awful, like it smells like im rotting on the inside and decayed parts of me were ripped out for me to gaze upon in fleeting moments of cold sweat sobriety, until i replace the emptiness with more Russian Rockstars.

The drink I'm suggesting you pour will save your life (in response to the comment below me, obviously you are in no danger)

Vodka, and either Rockstar Fruit Punch or the standard NOS (under no circumstances do you use Sprite or 7up, have some dignity).
I highly advise eating something beforehand, bread is good, your puke looks and smells same as the rest of us xD