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Jacobins 22 Nov @ 5:36pm 
not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you’re “easy”. So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you’re attractive, so what do you think? :) Haha

average evangelion fan 4 Oct @ 3:01am
Happy HAWK TUAH
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A truck of HAWK TUAH, just for my bestest of friends. Give this to your best friends and if you get one back, your HAWK TUAH! You are the Best!
average evangelion fan 9 Nov @ 11:04am 
No... you're not a gamer.

Nonononono- YOU ARE NOT A GAMER.

I, am so SICK, of all these people who THINK they're gamers! No! You're not!

Alright? MOST of you are not even CLOSE to being gamers. I see these people saying "I've put well over a 100 hours in this game, and it's great!--


MOST OF US, CAN EASILY PUT 300+ IN ALL OF OUR GAMES!

I see people who only have the NINTENDO SWITCH, AND CLAIM TO BE GAMERS

AHAHAHAHAH

ムんムんムんムんムん- FUNNY AHAHA!
COME, TALK TO ME, WHEN YOU PICK UP A PS4 CONTROLLER.
Then... we'll be friends
average evangelion fan 1 Nov @ 3:20pm 
i love uou Sam お
average evangelion fan 31 Oct @ 2:15pm 
Hey, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I’m not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you’re “easy”. So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you’re attractive, so what do you think? :) Haha
average evangelion fan 3 Oct @ 7:01pm 
Happy HAWK TUAH
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A truck of HAWK TUAH, just for my bestest of friends. Give this to your best friends and if you get one back, your HAWK TUAH! You are the Best!
Pieliam 24 Jun @ 1:50pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
average evangelion fan 23 May @ 5:11pm 
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average evangelion fan 23 Mar @ 5:18pm 
0 hours 2 weeks this guy is a fake gamer
average evangelion fan 5 Jan @ 12:13pm 
Here's to a Christmas filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary, and your gaming chair extra comfy, Merry Christmas, gamer friend!
hazchem44 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:23pm 
I will start doing this watch
Pieliam 29 Dec, 2023 @ 3:19pm 
Does anyone else bite their hand?
This is not a $hitpost, I really do this.

I don't like to rage when I'm playing online, so when something really annoying happens and I get p issed, I try not to yell or punch something. Instead, I keep a straight face and I angrily bite into my palm for a few seconds until my anger is released. The best part of this is that humans seem to have built the hand with this in mind, because the skin seems completely resistant to my teeth. Legit, there are never teeth marks even mere minutes after the initial chomp.

What I'm wondering is, does anyone else here do the same? Am I the only munching player? I hope I've inspired someone to try the same! it's a super-duper-super good way to take your anger out without damaging anything! or making noise! :slimetabby:
average evangelion fan 30 Nov, 2023 @ 4:16pm 
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PilotWillG 7 Nov, 2023 @ 2:08pm 
I wouldn't let this guy within 500ft of a school if possible
PilotWillG 21 Oct, 2023 @ 12:43pm 
I dont like this guy
average evangelion fan 12 Sep, 2023 @ 2:04pm 
heard this guy level 40 on steam, seems kinda nerdy to me :cwalker:
average evangelion fan 10 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am 
this is a guy that plays a LOT of fortnitey
average evangelion fan 5 Jan, 2023 @ 5:42am 
If you see this man in public you should start running as he will end your life the second he spots you :steamhappy:
Jacobins 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm 
+rep
Jacobins 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:54pm 
cringe guy
Mice In Rice 7 Jul, 2022 @ 4:28pm 
+Rep
Left me a nice comment awhile ago and i didn't return the favour since i was pretty new to steam. Its finally time i did. Chill guy who will light up all your dark levels in Spelunky with their flashlight and is a great spelunk spelunker. :spel2cavel:
Jacobins 1 May, 2022 @ 12:06pm 
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The Guy With The Flashlight 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am
this man is a gamer
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The Guy With The Flashlight 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:53am
this man is a gamer
Jacobins 27 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20am 
ratio+don't care+cancelled
Jacobins 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44pm 
crazy skilled pro gamer
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Operation_Zer0 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm 
He is a verified monkey
average evangelion fan 4 Jul, 2021 @ 8:07am 
this man has committed several offences and crimes in 14 states. Beware, he is a menace to society
Tearless 25 Apr, 2021 @ 11:44am 
Never scared to go in the dark with him, as he's the guy with the flashlight :)