hazchem44
Sam   Christmas Island
Level
42
Shining Idol
500 XP
 
 
I am the Guy with the Flashlight.
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Profile Awards  5
Badges  31
Games  233
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Screenshots  52
Reviews  166
Guides  1
Artwork  2
Groups  2
The Congregation of Digital Serenity
1 Members
THE CULT OF METAL PIPES
899 Members
Favorite Game
Outer Wilds
37
Hours played
28
Achievements
Supernova
500 XP
Achievement Progress   28 of 31
+23
Review 1
Achievement Showcase
4,168
Achievements
32
Perfect Games
47%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Achievement Showcase
4,168
Achievements
32
Perfect Games
47%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Screenshot Showcase
After many many hours and much much pain, I have finally truely beaten Spelunky...
2
+ 49
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Your life is everything. You serve all purpose. You should treat yourself now. And give yourself a piece of that oxygen, in ozone layer, that’s covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Because what am I here for? To worship you! Love yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
Recent Activity
27.4 hours past 2 weeks
330 hrs on record
last played on 24 Nov
Terraria
Achievement Progress   94 of 115
+89
Screenshots 2 Review 1
297 hrs on record
last played on 23 Nov
Geometry Dash
Achievement Progress   115 of 120
+110
Screenshots 19 Review 1
5.4 hrs on record
last played on 23 Nov
Old School RuneScape
Achievement Progress   11 of 20
+6
Comments
Jacobins 22 Nov @ 5:36pm 
not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you’re “easy”. So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you’re attractive, so what do you think? :) Haha

average evangelion fan 4 Oct @ 3:01am
Happy HAWK TUAH
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A truck of HAWK TUAH, just for my bestest of friends. Give this to your best friends and if you get one back, your HAWK TUAH! You are the Best!
average evangelion fan 9 Nov @ 11:04am 
No... you're not a gamer.

Nonononono- YOU ARE NOT A GAMER.

I, am so SICK, of all these people who THINK they're gamers! No! You're not!

Alright? MOST of you are not even CLOSE to being gamers. I see these people saying "I've put well over a 100 hours in this game, and it's great!--


MOST OF US, CAN EASILY PUT 300+ IN ALL OF OUR GAMES!

I see people who only have the NINTENDO SWITCH, AND CLAIM TO BE GAMERS

AHAHAHAHAH

ﾑんﾑんﾑんﾑんﾑん- FUNNY AHAHA!
COME, TALK TO ME, WHEN YOU PICK UP A PS4 CONTROLLER.
Then... we'll be friends
average evangelion fan 1 Nov @ 3:20pm 
i love uou Sam お
average evangelion fan 31 Oct @ 2:15pm 
Hey, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I’m not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you’re “easy”. So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you’re attractive, so what do you think? :) Haha
average evangelion fan 3 Oct @ 7:01pm 
Happy HAWK TUAH
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A truck of HAWK TUAH, just for my bestest of friends. Give this to your best friends and if you get one back, your HAWK TUAH! You are the Best!
Pieliam 24 Jun @ 1:50pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx