Hairy Cornflake [TURBO]
France
 
 
Diane, 11:31 pm. Just finished washing up and ready for bed. This morning, I showered for nine minutes. Found seventeen hairs; three curly, fourteen straight. I used the Basalm shampoo along with the conditioner courtesy of the hotel and delivering what it promised. A silky manageability. Cotton towel by Field Crest with just the right amount of absorbancy. Consumed fifteen doughnuts today, Diane. All jelly. I'll be injecting my insulin in four minutes. Diane, slept great last night. Got to find out what kind of sheets these are; not cotton, not rayon, silky. Damn fine sheets. I'm gonna get naked and slide around in them.
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Hairy Cornflake [TURBO] 29 Jun, 2021 @ 9:16am 
I'm now Level 69...niiiiiiiiice. :steamthumbsup:
Hairy Cornflake [TURBO] 13 Mar, 2011 @ 7:22pm 
Hé hé hé ! Ouaip c'était moi, mais euh...ça change pas grand chose au final.
Shred 12 Mar, 2011 @ 5:59pm 
Hé, gros couiillon, si c'était toi Hairy Cornflake, fallait le dire, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' pervert...
Hairy Cornflake [TURBO] 21 Jan, 2011 @ 1:13pm 
Ha ha ha ha ! Yup that used to be me. You had a great idea with this name but on popular demand I became once again Nick F'N Fury.
stevie wonder ranger 20 Jan, 2011 @ 2:42pm 
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Hairy Cornflake [TURBO] 17 Jan, 2011 @ 10:56am 
Ya think ? Nay ! I'm just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up in the head.