(Cuts back to game) Jon: So, what you're actually supposed to do is look at the painting from a distance, lemme go ahead and break that down for ya Jon: You're supposed to look at the painting, from a distance, walk up to it quickly, and scuttle through it. This is clearly the obvious. Jon: So after ALL THIS NONSENSE you turn off the water and you can finally exit the grate in the first area to enter the game's overworld. In game text: Oh great. The grate's stuck. Cool! What a great grate. My great great grandfather father had a grate that was greater than this though. It didn't have all the rust that this one had. Jon:Oh great. The grate's stuck. Cool! What a great grate. My great great grandfather father had a grate that was greater than this thou- (Fake vomits) (game cuts to nightshade overworld) Jon:Jeez, this is a BIG overworld. How'd they fit so much on this little cartridge? In fact, it seems everyone around Nighshade's town requires some sort of saving or another. (Game cuts go burning building with girl at the top) Game text: (Girl): *Help! Save me! Jon: (Falsetto) HELP! SAVE ME! (Camera zooms in on girl's game icon, which seems to be normal and happy despite the fact she is in a burning building.) Jon: Well, you're oddly normal and complacent for someone who's about to die a fiery DEATH! U KNO? (Game: Nighshade running around burning building) Jon: OH!!!! OOOOH!!! OH!!! YOU'RE- OHMGOD! JUST STEY UP DERE! JUST STAY UP! IM COMIN RIGHT UP! OH JEEZ! (Game: Victory music plays while Nightshade falls down with Girl on a parachute from the burning building) Game Text: Oh Nightshade, my hero! Jon: (Falsetto) (reads game text) Jon: Aw ♥♥♥♥. Well I guess that's it. Aw man.