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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:29am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 11:37am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:41am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:22am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:54am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 8:29am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 4:51am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 3:26am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:24am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:47am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:05am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:47am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 1:03am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:07am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:23am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:50am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 7:47am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:33am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:39am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 2:38am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:25pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:34am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:15am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:07am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 2:46am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:40pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 6:24am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 12:21am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:32pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:36am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:52am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:34am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:57am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:22am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 9:00am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2022 @ 3:50am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:13am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:07am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:22pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 9:38am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:25am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:01am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:52am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 3:28am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:54am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 6:25am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:21am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:07am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:30am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 8:09am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:18am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 7:29am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:40pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:16am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:16am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:19am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 3:23am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:51am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 4:54am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 1:31am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 11:14am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:57am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 6:22am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:38am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:53am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:33am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 4:57am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 7:53am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:17am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:22am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 3:54am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 9:01am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:02am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:36am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:13pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 10:12pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:09am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 12:54am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 4 May @ 1:12am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 13 May @ 12:59pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 10:36pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug @ 1:15am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Aug @ 12:59am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug @ 8:05am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 12:05am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 9:14am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 12:21pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 12:48am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 4:27am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 10:48pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:45am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 7:43am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:21am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 4:55am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 10:42pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 5:02am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:29pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:43pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:28am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 12:57am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 7:08am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:35am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:34am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:05am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 8:06am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:06am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2022 @ 4:09am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 10:35pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:34am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:34am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 12:18am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 12:41am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:22am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 11:55am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 9:49am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:26am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 8:26am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 9:46am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 11:43am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:08am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:24am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 7:27am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 3:34am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 8:57am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:45am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2022 @ 1:14pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 11:40pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 12:11pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:22am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 4:26am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:33pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 1:17pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 12:04pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:59am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:54pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:08am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 12:57pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:51am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 10:30pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 3:59am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 5:49am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 11:05pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:09am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:09am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 3:35am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 10:19am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:24am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 10:37pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 8:08am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 11:59pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:18am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:06am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 9:42am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:21am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:07am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:07am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:09am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 7:14am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:02pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2022 @ 7:51am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:25am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 8:57am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 9:34am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:50am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 1:03am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 10:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 8:52am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2022 @ 5:02am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2022 @ 1:44pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:33am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 10:47pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:01am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 1:34pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 9:41am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2022 @ 10:47am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 6:55am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 5:14am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:54am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:48am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 6:42am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 6:31am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 5:16am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 9:26am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 8:26am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:45am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 10:43am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:56am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 6:51am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:45am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 9:48am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:14am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:41am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 2:22am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 10:37am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 2:57am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2022 @ 9:08am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2022 @ 10:23am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 9:46am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:09am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 8:32am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 12:58pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 9:13am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2022 @ 8:39am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 1:57am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:52am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:57pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 7:58am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 1:13pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:04am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 11:40pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:18am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 11:10pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:02pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:49am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:57am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:27am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 3:19am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 6:10am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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