FerriBerri AKA furry lover

hehe nice name

I asked mom why i should never open that closet and so i opened it and a giant black eel came slithering out of the crack and it strangled me with its giant black slimy muscles. before i could fight it off a large african american man entered the room and screamed "hey thats my ♥♥♥♥" whoooops if i could give birth to a thousand spiders and have them all crawl out of my ass and thats the best super power anybody could have like seriously try robbing a bank while i shoot spiders out of my ass i shot a dog on the way to work

10:02 AM - rac Tomm: and i got to walk about in one of those frocks with no back
10:02 AM - rac Tomm: was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fresh

>ask cute girl from class if she wants to see a movie with me
>she says yes
>"cool, pick me up at 8?"
>give her a fist bump
>run home
>she arrives at 7:45, her dad is driving
>no one says a word the whole way there
>as we're getting out of the car in front of the theater I hold my hand out to her dad
>he just stairs at me
>politely inform him movies don't grow on trees
>he hands me a $20
>"I guess we aren't eating then?"
>he looks furious, his daughter looks like she's about to cry
>he gives me another $10
>roll my eyes and say "Yeah, thanks guy" sarcastically
>we get to the ticket window
>"One for Drive, please and thank you"
>I can see the tears forming in cute girl's eyes now
>"Did your dad not give you any money?"
>"Damn bro, tough break..."
>give her a fist bump
>we didn't go on a second date

happy bday feshar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzizzvEhhaQ&list=UUPa510XQEFSEGhJj_8lMuZw

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THE HENTAI SQUID OF NETORARE HAS STUCK HIS STICKY SLIMY DIRTY TENTACLES INTO UR PROFILE!!!!!! post this on 5 different profiles or else THIS OVERUSED HENTAI STEREOTYPE CHARACTER IS GOING TO SQUIRT ITS HOT AND STICKY AND STINKY INK INSIDE EACH OF UR WAIFU'S ORIFICES, CREVICES, NOOKS,CRANIES, SLITS, HOLES, SLOTS, CLEFTS, AND NARROW OPENINGS!!!!!!

Looking forward to our trip to i52 together ferry

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Aren't you that pizza guy?

Div 1 Vodka Drinker hue~

"i want the doof doof for my car car"

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+rep, nice fellow and fast trader. 10/10, would trade again.

This man is Licensed to Ill.

OH. MY. GOD. YOU. YOU!!!!! YOU ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17L5vsow6os
feresar in shellnut

a BF is SUPOZE 2 mak ur pantees wet,,, not ur EYS!!!
a GF is SUPOZE 2 mak ur PEEPEE hard,,, not ur LYF!!!
xXx...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIME...xXx

F YOU LOVE FIONA AND SHREK PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

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Yo Fere!!! Sup handsome!!!

Please don't ban me Phake is a ban influence on me. It was his idea he forced me to do it I swear

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN YOUR WAIFU AND YOUR PARENTS' PRIDE?

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A New Hope

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2:56 AM - SQL. Raiin RAZER: WHAT IF I WANT TO BE A GORILLA!?
2:57 AM - SQL. Raiin RAZER: they have small ears too

good guy

looks 5/10
personality 7/10

me n u have been friends for a while now we met in tf2 and stuff so yea hehe

airstafe

horsefortress_420_prowessgaming

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(> )>O I was going to give you a cookie
U..U

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U..U

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B B B BABY COME BACKKKK

blazin nugs, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ducks

com bak pls fer

1.26 a.m.- ######: mother of god what is that avatar
1.26 a.m.- Princess Feresar: a hot piece of ass
1.27 a.m.- ######: can confirm 10/10 would tap dat

what a hottie

woh

Could have atleast picked someone good looking for your DP.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9462/1338721517502.jpg

I approve of this dp

whooooooooooooooooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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micropenis is a serious issue!

lookin all cute sleepin on that mat

♥♥ This is for all the strong ladies who have been through a lot in life and survived!!•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*• Say this out loud •*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•"I am strong because I know weakness.•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*• I am compassionate because I have experienced suffering. •*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•I am alive because I am a fighter.•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*• I am wise because I have been foolish.•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*• I can laugh because I have known sadness.•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*• I can love because I have known loss.•*¨*•.¸¸♥ ¸¸.•*¨*•" Re-post if you are a strong woman who has weathered the storm but still loves to dance in the rain ♥♥