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Recent reviews by 𝒮𝓃𝑜𝓌 ❄

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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
51.7 hrs on record (43.5 hrs at review time)
My dream of working in (space) McDonald's has finally been fulfilled. I've finally become a wage slave.🍔
Posted 23 August. Last edited 27 November.
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19 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
92.1 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Thomas kinda DILF tho 🙈
Posted 1 February. Last edited 2 February.
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26 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
43.2 hrs on record (32.2 hrs at review time)
Price's inability to kill Zakhaev in Pripyat gave us 3 good games, and traumatised the players with the deaths of Ghost and Soap. 10/10 recommend.
Posted 27 January. Last edited 27 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.2 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Interesting concept, cute creatures, beautiful graphics... And that's pretty much it. The game is a complete snoozefest, the movements feel clunky, there's no clear plot, you won't feel any connection with any of the characters, and the worst part of it all? You need to install Origin and create an account to be able to play Fe.

I normally don't condone violence, but this is one of the few times I'll be making an exception when I say I wanna track down the clown who recommended Fe to me, then kick him in the throat with steel-spiked boots.
Posted 26 December, 2023. Last edited 27 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
34.6 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
Griggs doesn't wear clothes- Survives

Griggs wears clothes- Dies
Posted 24 December, 2023. Last edited 24 December, 2023.
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19 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
62.3 hrs on record (35.2 hrs at review time)
My days begin with making pizza, my nights end with making pizza, my dreams are about making pizza. Good Pizza, Great Pizza.
Posted 19 December, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.5 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Sometimes you just need something chaotic and goofy that makes you giggle and cackle. Pizza Possum is exactly that thing. Plus it's fun to mess with the doggos. 👹
Posted 28 September, 2023. Last edited 28 September, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Ending of Pineapple on Pizza is what should happen to those who put pineapple on pizza.
Posted 12 September, 2023. Last edited 12 September, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
93.5 hrs on record (31.2 hrs at review time)
This game hurts my brain. Def recommend!
Posted 30 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
1.7 hrs on record
"What is love?
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more"


The game did hurt me tho, so there's that =')
Posted 23 August, 2023. Last edited 10 November, 2023.
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