Recent reviews by 𝒮𝓃𝑜𝓌 ❄

BUNNY SLIMES, KITTY SLIMES, BATTY SLIMES, FISHY SLIMES, AND FLUTTER SLIMES!!! I AM IN PARADISE!!! 😍😍😍

This game made me cry. First out of sheer frustration with the constant deaths and escape scenes, and then out of sadness with Kuro's backstory and finale. 11/10 would recommend.

Sentinel is hot. I'm down bad for Sentinel.

It is fun to parkour, drive like a maniac, and murder zombies. I love Dying Light more than I love my boyfriend and I love him a heckuva lot. Would recommend 11/10

To quote the monster that haunts my nightmares-
"Gobbley Gobbley Gah, a Gobbley Gobbley Goo! Gobbley Gobbley Gah, a Gobbley Gobbley Goo!"

You get to murder children. That's all that matters.

Got to play as a cute alpaca carrying widdle baby chicks on my back. What more could I ask for?

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It's not just a game, it's a beautiful journey. Gris deals with the concept of five stages of grief, and the part where acceptance finally occurred made me cry so much, and I'm not an easy crier. The soundtrack and the artwork and literally every other part of this game is so hauntingly beautiful and serene, I can't praise and recommend it enough.

*does the bank heist*
*opens the vault*
*sees all the money*
*proceeds to cry in broke*

Why must this game remind me every time how broke I am? ಥ‿ಥ

2 hours into this game and I'm already alternating between cackling like a maniac and raging like a psychopath. My mother stands behind me, worried I'm losing whatever little sanity I had left. I'm questioning all the decisions I made in life so far that led me to ultimately buying and playing this game. But in the end all that matters is cute guys fall teehee. 11/10 would recommend to people to see them break down the way I did. =')

Edited on 8th August, 2023
I regret buying Fall Guys. Should have just waited and gotten it on Epic instead. Steam's version is basically dead last time I played it. Absolutely would not in any way whatsoever would I recommend this game if I could go back in time. Wastage of money smh.