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Grand 29 Jun, 2018 @ 1:13pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, 'You have to drink it all~' and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, 'You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~'. Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, 'Choke on it you slut!' and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning
Schlur 13 May, 2018 @ 10:28pm 
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Crewmember 123 6 Jun, 2017 @ 9:34am 
I would perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on a corroded car exhaust pipe then smoke a blunt rolled with Ronald McDonald's pubic hair if it meant I could mix my post-workout protein with the milk squeezed from your saggy bovine udders.
smash 13 Sep, 2016 @ 5:33am 
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Schlur 27 Jun, 2016 @ 6:43pm 
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Schlur 9 Mar, 2016 @ 7:48pm 
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You have been visited by the Fedora of Atheism and Autism! Tip this fedora to 5 friends or you'll be haunted to become an atheist neckbeard!
arenten 24 Feb, 2016 @ 9:56am 
dank maymays
Grand 4 Jun, 2015 @ 7:36pm 
Herro prease, Kim here again. I have decided I would rike it if you wourd die sooner than rater, thanks arot buddy.
Grand 4 Jun, 2015 @ 7:30pm 
Herro I am a Kim Jong Un, glorious leader of best Korea. I have heard words of which make me wish for your death. Please present yourself to me at best Korea within the next day.
mark2 18 Apr, 2015 @ 11:02pm 
Accept friend request :bh:
snowi 6 Apr, 2015 @ 6:12pm 
where is my paint >>:C
Junrurd 15 Mar, 2015 @ 5:35pm 
Hi buddy im new to this homosexual thing, coud you show me a few tricks?
Mr. Cool 15 Mar, 2015 @ 3:10pm 
Hi buddy, im new to this steam thing lol. Can you give me a few pointers some time haha. Tell your mother i said hi hahahahaha. -Henry
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Dick's Son 10 Jan, 2015 @ 2:38pm 
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Schlur 24 Nov, 2013 @ 12:11pm 
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Frost 8 Oct, 2013 @ 7:45am 
Yo ♥♥♥ stop playing xbox
fr4g 14 May, 2013 @ 5:42pm 
max u want an apple?