Toupin
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Grand 29 Jun, 2018 @ 1:13pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, 'You have to drink it all~' and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, 'You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~'. Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, 'Choke on it you slut!' and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning
Schlur 13 May, 2018 @ 10:28pm 
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Crewmember 123 6 Jun, 2017 @ 9:34am 
I would perform mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on a corroded car exhaust pipe then smoke a blunt rolled with Ronald McDonald's pubic hair if it meant I could mix my post-workout protein with the milk squeezed from your saggy bovine udders.
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