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Recent reviews by El Huevo

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.9 hrs on record
I love this game, very cheesy and fun. I highly recommend you take this one for a spin.
Posted 14 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
It has solid gameplay followed by amazing graphics. I recommend this game to anyone who comes across it!
Posted 29 January, 2023. Last edited 29 January, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.5 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Tiamat is the best dragon to have sex with, and this essay will go into detail about why. There are a few key reasons why they are the best to have sex with, such as: multiple heads, either good ♥♥♥♥♥ or massive ♥♥♥♥♥, can be feral or anthro, and big.
The multiple heads are amazing during sex, since you'll be having maximum stimulation with all of them. The heads could be sucking you off, rimming you, kissing you, and doing anything else, all at once. That's a feeling that must be Godlike, and there are endless possibilities and combinations depending on how freaky you are.
Second, the good ♥♥♥♥♥ or massive ♥♥♥♥♥. With the multiple heads, im assuming there are multiple ♥♥♥♥♥, maybe 3, or 4 if you dare. And these are big, since Tiamat is a big dragon. They are definitely dragon like, sharing the same barbs and shape, so maximum pleasure and hotness, and if anthro, imagine how massive their balls are, and them thrusting the air. As for the ♥♥♥♥♥, just imagine how big and wet it would have to be
Tiamat also probably has a massive anus, perfect for eating out and rimming, and being for when you're being face sat by your massive dragon God bf/gf.
Third, the anthro or feral option. This opens tons of opportunities, and as a God, they can most likely change on the fly. Imagine going to a park with them as anthro, and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them as a feral at home. This simple characteristic opens so many possibilities for sex.
Finally, big dragon, what is there to hate?
Posted 24 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
42.8 hrs on record
Hey guys wanna hear about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥ vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realize they’ve built a fully staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating ♥♥♥♥♥ with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat ♥♥♥♥♥. I ate so much ♥♥♥♥♥ once that I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven and got kicked out for eating all the angel ♥♥♥♥♥. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that ♥♥♥♥♥ right after. I’m saying don’t put me in a morgue you know what I’m about. ♥♥♥♥. Anyway I couldn’t eat any ♥♥♥♥♥ in jail so I just closed my eyes and pretended. Alright ♥♥♥♥ all you guys I’m out.
Posted 24 January, 2023. Last edited 24 January, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
158.2 hrs on record (33.3 hrs at review time)
I like a good futa game, but this isn't one of 'em. The futa character isn't even a futa, but a shemale. Jeesh, talk about not knowin' your subject matter. The writing's pretty bad and the artwork isn't that great, either. On top of that, there are no animations and the still images are reused a lot, which, let's be honest, is a cop-out. The whole thing is so thrown-together that there are a number of times when the next screen of text you click to is a duplicate of the one you just read, and, before you click on the "Endings" button, you can find yourself at an unexpected "early" ending by trying to click through one of the pre-ending scenes. But wait, there's more...in the early ending I have in mind, which was called "Good ending #3," the sheltered and inexperienced wife and the sexually-liberated, experienced, smart, and scheming so-called futa character had suddenly and inexplicably switched to each other's personality. WTF? If you're someone who has the capability to make a game like this and put it up on Steam, and this is all you come up with, it's basically a cash grab, so welcome to my Hall of Shame.
Posted 21 January, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
You have guns and you shoot them
Posted 14 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
This game is poo poo doo doo fr
Posted 14 January, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
I hate this game so much you have no idea. ♥♥♥♥ you @chaz @goris @spymovie
Posted 13 January, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
9.5 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Australia
Posted 31 December, 2022.
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6 people found this review helpful
18.3 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
Rad game you can't play only I play it

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Posted 15 December, 2022.
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