Recent reviews by El Huevo

She vouforgos on my metalefs untill I Lege

This game reminds me of John Carpenter's The Thing, but instead of being made by John Carpenter, its John Stupid, and instead of being called The Thing, its The boring

I wish I was inside this game so I can be shot in the head and be killed instantly.

I had the chance to play HuniePop, and I have to say, it’s one of the most fun and refreshingly different games I’ve played in a while! If you’re looking for a game that blends humor, puzzle mechanics, and a touch of adult themes, this is it.

The core of HuniePop is a match-3 puzzle system that’s simple to understand but challenging enough to keep you engaged as you progress through each level. The way the puzzles are tied to interactions with the game's colorful and well-written characters adds a unique layer to the experience. Each character has their own personality, backstory, and, of course, preferences when it comes to gifts and interactions, making every conversation and puzzle feel like a mini adventure.

The artwork is vibrant and well-designed, and the voice acting is charming and adds a lot of character to the dialogue. The game does a great job balancing humor and adult content, making it feel playful without ever feeling too over-the-top.

What I really appreciate about HuniePop is how it doesn't take itself too seriously. It has a relaxed vibe with a lot of tongue-in-cheek moments that made me genuinely laugh. At the same time, it still offers plenty of depth in the puzzle mechanics and the character interactions, which gives it that extra layer of replay value.

Overall, HuniePop is a quirky, fun, and surprisingly deep game that offers a fresh take on the puzzle genre. Whether you're into casual gaming or looking for something with a little more edge, this game will definitely give you a good time!

I liked it, I was good at it.

if you are an orb I will find out

I killed orcs using traps and weapons. One of the highlights of the game is the unique dialogue for two of the best characters ever written in video game history, I love hearing them talk when I do anything with quirky replies! I hope more bad video games like Fallout New Vegas had this kind of character writing. Also, I love the victory music, since its only 7 seconds long and looping while I do intensive reading for 30 minutes.

game sucks

Westwood Studios made the bold move to turn Command & Conquer Tiberian Dawn into a good game with this one, which is pretty badass of them

You play as John Conquer from the GDI and you kill Nod fanboys who think Kane is a good villain, really easy game, even in hard. Maps are very fun and very very large, I love large and giant maps, running in a direction for hours is fun specially when there are no enemies in my way. In fact, I would have liked if Westwood studios made John GDI slower so I could enjoy more walking.

Freddy got Fingered